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Sarah Hans

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Writer, reader, on several spectrums

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I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bier: "Over the last 30 years, we looked at all the government budgets -- federal, state, and local combined. Immigrants reduce deficits by $14.5 trillion."

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2834 πŸ” 1074 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 56

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

10.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 6689 πŸ” 1952 πŸ’¬ 252 πŸ“Œ 80

What’s fucking enraging about this is that every lovely turn of phrase the AI churns out is human-authored. Google each fragment of the below - β€œforged in dying stars,” β€œcreated in stellar furnaces,” β€œthe universe is not indifferent to us,” β€œimplicated in something vast” - and you’ll find a source.

10.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2774 πŸ” 959 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

Basically, take the amount of money you think your favorite author gets, halve it, and then halve it again, and you have a number that's probably a lot closer to their actual earnings from writing.

"But I don't think they make that much!"

Halve that. Halve it again.

09.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1685 πŸ” 288 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 58

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

09.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 6123 πŸ” 1726 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 48

The DOJ is suggesting that gender-affirming care providers may be engaging in "conspiracy" because they're prescribing medications off-label. That poses danger for an important backstop in the event old restrictions on the abortion pill mifepristone are restored:

10.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 31

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 3234 πŸ” 1560 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 34

Blaming YA (or romance) for publishing woes is just code for blaming women.

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My god…

09.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 2736 πŸ” 1334 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 142
The cover of The Feywild Job by C. L. Polk

The cover of The Feywild Job by C. L. Polk

So I don't know what to say about this book. Ten years after Saeldian ditched Kell in Baldur's Gate, they're back together for one last job

Kell will get everything he ever wanted. Saeldian will lose everything they have except the power that keeps them safe--but it's the least they can do for him.

09.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Penguicon 2026 Save the Penguins!

Have you ever wanted to be written into a book? Well now is your chance! And you’ll support a great convention givebutter.com/c/TDjjcg/auc...

09.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems pretty ideal, especially because croissants πŸ˜‹

09.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also though, unless this happens because you were driving drunk, it’s not your fault no matter how anyone makes you feel.

08.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."

08.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 24076 πŸ” 7409 πŸ’¬ 884 πŸ“Œ 398
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Happy international women's day to all women tall or short, thick or thin, cis or trans! #iwd #international #womens #day

08.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 2131 πŸ” 662 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

Happy birthday! If this were a painting it would be titled β€œAuthor in a Cracker Barrel”

08.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bart Simpson lamenting, "This is the stupidest auction Lucas has ever done."  Homer smiles and corrects him, "Stupidest auction Lucas has done *so far*"

Bart Simpson lamenting, "This is the stupidest auction Lucas has ever done." Homer smiles and corrects him, "Stupidest auction Lucas has done *so far*"

One day left on the stupidest charity auction I've ever done!

Seriously. This is daft. I don't know how it reached $777.

The winner gets something pointless, and helps either Kansas trans folks or MN ICE victims.

mwl.io/archives/24580

08.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My answer these days is just okay? I hope they find other books in the POV they like? Sometimes I write first, sometimes I write third sometimes I write in second.

Enjoy. I can't really change the book I've already written and I'm not a burger restaurant so I can't make books to order?

08.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

Ope

07.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»

07.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An adorable sloth is looking at you!

An adorable sloth is looking at you!

Lilo approves

07.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I love humans, we’re so silly

07.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait to watch this, I love bonkers

07.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21785 πŸ” 6554 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 161
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...or school lunches, or free college, or lower groceries and gas, or...

05.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Get more from Piper J. Drake on Patreon creating fiction, non-fiction, podcasts, vlogs, etc.

Book friendsβ€” @piperjdrake.bsky.social could use your support. You can buy her books anywhere, or directly from her (which gets her paid faster) or buy treating yourself to her Patreon. πŸ’•

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06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On top of all of its other disastrous effects on the environment, the economy, education, creative fields, and many more, perhaps GenAI's most odious characteristic is how self-referential all of this is. "We need to train people to use GenAI so that they will use GenAI." Blech.

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people who mocked you as a child for thinking your stuffed animals had personalities are trying to convince us that the computer they use for therapy and revenge porn has anxiety now.

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2