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Sarah Hans

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Writer, reader, on several spectrums

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I mean, it's not actually a surprise that they think this; it's been pretty obvious for a while.

It is a surprise that they're stupid enough to say it out loud.

12.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 806 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Twisted Metal is Anthony Mackie’s best role. We need to see this man in more comedies, the more unhinged the better

13.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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(cartoon Adam Zyglis)

11.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 4454 πŸ” 1598 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 38

We have a phrase in Trinidad, for bad drivers.

It's: yuh buy yuh license or what?

It means you are so bad at driving you must have paid for the license instead of having the skill to pass the driving test because you suck.

Yuh buy yuh intelligence IS BRUTAL.

dude. Reverse.

12.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget no means yes

12.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One recently called me a fat bitch. I told him I know it’s scary to be called out by an adult woman when he’s used to the hairless starving babies he wants to SA πŸ™„

12.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the MAGAts will suddenly love horses

11.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him ALT: a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him

Yes.

11.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"People used to be excited about tech, now they dread what data you're going to steal next, they dread what violation of privacy or the environment will turn up next."

this whole missive will make you want to stand on your desk and yell "O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!," but that bit really got me good

11.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 900 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Monster romance got you covered

11.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Self-publish and be scammed: Jon’s tale of heartbreak highlights boom in fraudsters using AI to supercharge book swindles New wave of publishing fraud mimics lonely hearts swindles of old – swapping promises of true love for the fantasy of literary acclaim. And the wooing process is now fully automated

Excellent new article about how AI is supercharging literary scams targeting writers in @theguardian.com. As Kelly Burke's deep-dive article shows, yes, the scammers are sadly convincing people to pay for their worthless marketing and publishing services. 1/
www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int...

11.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

I hate this 🀣

11.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

11.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler: Corporation hopes to keep exploiting writers until writers forget they're being exploited.

10.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Jennifer Jason Leigh is 63.
Her Sahara dry takedown of Jon Hamm’s sadistic MAGA sheriff in Fargo S5 was one of the tv highlights of 2024.

05.02.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

bars

10.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 621 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
DriveThruRPG

The GM’s Day sale is coming to an end soon. Be sure to check out all the great deals, not to mention many of the works I’ve contributed to. Take a look: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?au… (P.S. To see just my stuff, do a search on my name. It won’t let me link to my author collection directly.)

10.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg please be careful

10.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bier: "Over the last 30 years, we looked at all the government budgets -- federal, state, and local combined. Immigrants reduce deficits by $14.5 trillion."

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 5319 πŸ” 2048 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 114

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

10.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 9589 πŸ” 2710 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 115

What’s fucking enraging about this is that every lovely turn of phrase the AI churns out is human-authored. Google each fragment of the below - β€œforged in dying stars,” β€œcreated in stellar furnaces,” β€œthe universe is not indifferent to us,” β€œimplicated in something vast” - and you’ll find a source.

10.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3393 πŸ” 1245 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

Basically, take the amount of money you think your favorite author gets, halve it, and then halve it again, and you have a number that's probably a lot closer to their actual earnings from writing.

"But I don't think they make that much!"

Halve that. Halve it again.

09.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1748 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 59

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

09.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 6490 πŸ” 1839 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 47

The DOJ is suggesting that gender-affirming care providers may be engaging in "conspiracy" because they're prescribing medications off-label. That poses danger for an important backstop in the event old restrictions on the abortion pill mifepristone are restored:

10.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 446 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 34

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 3304 πŸ” 1597 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 34

Blaming YA (or romance) for publishing woes is just code for blaming women.

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My god…

09.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 2766 πŸ” 1345 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 142
The cover of The Feywild Job by C. L. Polk

The cover of The Feywild Job by C. L. Polk

So I don't know what to say about this book. Ten years after Saeldian ditched Kell in Baldur's Gate, they're back together for one last job

Kell will get everything he ever wanted. Saeldian will lose everything they have except the power that keeps them safe--but it's the least they can do for him.

09.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2