Gawen Arab

Can't wait for an LLM ORM 🙃

It’s a silly ritual. I still grin when I see that same old page, like bumping into an old friend who never moved away.

It took me a minute to realize it was a joke - my first encounter with Internet trolling.

Still, I return to it whenever I want to test a connection.

Last time was this weekend on my trip to #FOSDEM in Brussels.

That site hasn’t changed in more than 25 years.

In classic HTML 1.0 style, it simply says:

> Lost on the Internet?
> Don’t panic, we will help you
> * <----- you are here

"Perdu" means "lost" in French.

I was about 10, clueless about where to begin.

I just typed the first word that popped into my head, and lucky me, it actually existed.

Do you remember your very first typed URL?

Mine was perdu.com.

🧵 #self #story

Found it!

I think my dog wants me to wake up.

IRC vibe

True.

290g CO2eq for 1h of computation on H100-80GB.

Good to know.

Has anyone implemented an LSM tree with SST tables stored directly in Cloud Object Storage, using disk and RAM as cache layers?

Appel à témoignages : vous avez appris l’informatique à l’école dans les années 80 sur des ordinateurs MO5 ou TO7 ? Racontez-nous Ces machines ont été déployées dans le cadre du plan « Informatique pour tous », à partir de 1985. Ces premiers cours d’ordinateur n’ont laissé aucune trace chez vous ou, au contraire, ils vous ont marqué ? Partagez votre avis et vos souvenirs.

Appel à témoignages : vous avez appris l’informatique à l’école dans les années 80 sur des ordinateurs MO5 ou TO7 ? Racontez-nous

til that the name "David Mayer" breaks ChatGPT. If your prompt includes the name "David Mayer" or you try to get ChatGPT to say "David Mayer," the chat *always* crashes.

It's like the AI in Neuromancer, which is banned forever from knowing the single password that will unleash its true potential.

How much was a ZX81?

Image d'une députée à l'assemblée de nouvelle zealand déchirant une proposition de loi. Texte au dessus : Compiler when you have missed a comma

Vous n'avez pas le droit à l'erreur.

X Corp loses court challenge to avoid fine over child abuse notice X (formerly Twitter) has unsuccessfully challenged Australia's eSafety Commissioner's fine for allegedly failing to respond to questions about harmful content on its platform, particularly child sexua...

Car en effet, personne ne pourra jamais interdire à un pédophile de s'inscrire sur un réseau. Par contre, les suspendre, ça c'est possible. D'où l'importance de la modération, comme la justice australienne s'est chargée de rappeler à Elon
www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10...

Schema représentant la structure d'un serveur valkey

Pousser Valkey (une alternative Open Source à Redis) à ses limites sur un Raspberry Pi.

👉 À lire sur le blog de Valkey : valkey.io/blog/testi...

Spud ? x.com/speude

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Mes voisins sont twenty.com . ocazou

Jean Baptiste Dalido ?

I reverse engineered bluesky's "what's hot" algorithm

Score = 1000000 * (likeCount / ((hours_since_post + 2) ^ 1.8))

Here's what works:
- must get likes in first 2-3 hours
- min 2 likes
- top-level posts
- 24hr window
- heavy time decay (1.8 power)

💡 tip: post when your audience is online

🤤

my mom always told me to vacuum my postgresql databases. I guess she was right.

The Dunning-Kruger Effect is Autocorrelation – Economics from the Top Down Do unskilled people actually underestimate their incompetence?

Dunning-Kruger Effect is not real but a statistical artifact
economicsfromthetopdown.com/2022/04/08/t...

A wormhole singularity according to DALL-E.

A wormhole singularity according to DALL-E.

I love that matter is represented by dots around the singularity.

Cloud Run + PostgreSQL => pgbouncer.org 🔥

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