Not to brag but I've appeared on loads of 'What's Hot, What's Not' lists and the verdict is pretty unanimous.
I'm not.
11.03.2026 13:59
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Not to brag but I've appeared on loads of 'What's Hot, What's Not' lists and the verdict is pretty unanimous.
I'm not.
11.03.2026 13:59
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Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.
“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
11.03.2026 11:58
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A sad-looking Golden Retriever, ears pinned back, wears a telephone headset with a microphone.
“There’s no reason to be rude, um, Margaret is it? Technically ma’am yes, you’re right, I actually am a son of a bitch, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how you meant it. Now, what can I- Okay, now you’re just being hurtful...”
11.03.2026 13:32
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just threw my Apple Watch across the room when it told me it was time to stand, in honor of every woman who has been told it was time to do anything, ever, by anyone
08.03.2026 14:52
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2026 birthday gift idea: cash for Canadian flu shots
10.03.2026 14:33
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Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.
01.02.2026 13:30
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I love the smell of bacon in the morning . . . and in the afternoon . . . and in the evening . . . and at midnight . . .
11.03.2026 11:25
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😂😂I’m sure she will!
11.03.2026 13:54
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2026/03/11/2...
11.03.2026 07:00
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wait a second everyone lives happily ever after what kind of sick socialist fairy tale is this
11.03.2026 07:23
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Not to brag but I just got my latest pension statement and as long as I retire in 1997 my retirement should be extremely comfortable.
30.10.2025 13:19
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Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.
25.07.2025 17:41
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This day in history. 1997. Paul McCartney got a bellyful of wine and was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II. Congratulations Your Holiness, said George and Ringo.
11.03.2026 10:12
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I just heard a crazy old woman in the street yelling 'don't you fucking dare walk away from me you fucking bellend' and all I could think was 'mother?'.
10.03.2026 13:37
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Accidentally locked myself out of my microwave trying to reset the clock. I guess it was nice having a working microwave.
08.03.2026 18:09
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My Olympic training is really paying off. One day soon I will finish emptying the dishwasher before the Keurig finishes brewing my cup of coffee.
10.03.2026 15:40
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Reporting live from the couch of my parents condo where the indoor temperature is 81 fucking degrees at 11pm. I think this is definitely one of the rings of hell.
11.03.2026 03:05
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what were you like in high school besides obviously still being an asshole?
11.03.2026 01:09
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these are the horrors of our lives
07.01.2026 20:09
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My journal is just me writing nothing.
11.03.2026 03:25
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Why like a skeet when you can reskeet it and make someone feel noticed.
11.03.2026 05:22
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😂
11.03.2026 06:21
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How is the rate of fresh hells somehow accelerating?
Did someone fall asleep on the fresh-hell-generator lever?
11.03.2026 00:28
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Daylight saving is for people who actually enjoy being outside when it’s daylight.
09.03.2026 18:53
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no i don't want the donna kelce home renovations meme explained. the fuck is wrong with you
10.03.2026 02:04
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Worked out by running from a bee.
10.03.2026 19:18
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A Black Mirror episode where people driving home from the grocery store get run off the road by the very carts they were too damn lazy to return.
31.05.2025 20:28
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When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
26.11.2024 01:41
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