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Go Bears.

Fuck the Packers.

Abolish ICE.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Bears might get Kyler back, but Edwards, Edmunds, and Sewell are all out. Just run Dime the whole game?

Not even. Teenage Mulder and Scully get a book each. In Mulder's, he stumbles into trying to catch a serial killer at like 17.

I've got a couple YA X-Files novels I've been meaning to send you guys. High school Mulder solving murders is a helluva thing.

Twitter made so many people forget the core purpose of social media, which is of course to rate the attractiveness of Harvard students.

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

Too bad! Although he was a powerful orator, Musk's celebrity hero has been in near-total seclusion since shooting himself in the head in 1945 and is likely unavailable.

I totally did that to the cat in my profile pic. I stood up quickly and didn't realize she was wrapped in my blanket, accidentally slingshotted her spine-first into the ground. Now, her posture is way better, and she seems way more relaxed and comfy all the time.