Brooke from Let’s Not Date

Desire, Reverie and Delusion Three Poems for Men

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So I’ve realized 😆😆😆

Your penis hums with melancholy, its aura steeped in desolation

And I forgot to say it in the video but…

In the shadow of your penis, joy fractures into shards of unspoken grief.
That will have to be in the next one.

Your mangled rod looms as a repulsive monstrosity, thrusting me into merciless anguish.

Because of your penis I am no longer myself but a vessel of mourning

Your penis suspends me in darkness without end, leaving behind only a hollow vacancy that weighs on the soul

To look at your penis is to become undone, to watch the scaffolding of self collapse, until I am nothing but sorrow shaped briefly as a body

I write insulting penis poetry as a hobby. Please take any of those lines to send to men. I’ll put them 👇

The view of your penis steals the colors from the hours

Gazing upon your penis, I dissolve into a requiem, my essence bled dry by its somber presence.

Did a man send you an unsolicited picture of his…

Christian women love MLM pyramid schemes. They are of course called by God to sell shitty essential oils to his people. This hun (played by @aprilajoy.bsky.social ) made the mistake of messaging me...

Link! youtube.com/@letsnotdate

I’m the second person. The SECOND person. So… someone else saw his profile picture and was legitimately wondering if he was Charlie Kirk? Excuse me?!

BRB doing this to all the right-wing men with Charlie Kirk profile pictures

Fucking poser

I’m the second person. The SECOND person. So… someone else saw his profile picture and was legitimately wondering if he was Charlie Kirk? Excuse me?!

And now you’ll see a group historically known as unicorn hunters, whose defining trait is an enduring interest in a figure that declines inclusion in their ecosystem.

Embarrassing for them

PSA

Thank you!

Ladies! Please go think about your life choices,

And then come back and mock these men even harder.

How dare we?

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1/2 Adopting Man Babies: Baby Joe 🍼

*For legal reasons baby Joe has had his face censored with the addition of some bad boy sunglasses and a mustache.

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He almost had it down

Horny History: Thanksgiving, The Violence They Called Providence It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me

More on this here: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...

ʎuɹoH History: Thanksgiving, The Violence They Called Providence
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦.

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♥️ New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I tell the right-wing men in my inbox history until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉

I wish I knew

As a millennial, choosing my natural pale skin over the tanning rituals we grew up with required its own kind of unlearning.

FYI this guy is like 65

FYI this guy is like 65