scolipede themed anal beads (@amongusyaoi)

11.03.2026 12:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can't stop thinking about ラヴマル .. 💭 #umamusume #ウマ娘

11.03.2026 07:39 👍 62 🔁 42 💬 0 📌 0

저니오르🌸

11.03.2026 09:33 👍 14 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

"the pokemon should stay on all fours" you rejected meganium. you lie as easily as you breathe

09.03.2026 14:55 👍 1737 🔁 669 💬 40 📌 14

being in education has radicalized me into believing we have to ban parents from naming their own kids forever

11.03.2026 06:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this one isnt even a bit. I feel profound sadness every time I'm near the classroom and I just hear the teacher yelling out "ISRAEEEL"

11.03.2026 06:10 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cool horse #umamusume

11.03.2026 01:50 👍 108 🔁 49 💬 1 📌 0

syndicate shares!

11.03.2026 05:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes you gotta let people make the same mistakes you did....

11.03.2026 04:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the MANT release banner is going to give me such a headache because people will be gaslit so hard into trying for speed NTR (its trash)

11.03.2026 04:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

god... i forget you weren't always a kodomomuke nerd... I'm honestly so honored that I was able to plant that seed. One of my goals with creating the crew was to hopefully get people to try out some of my favorite stuff and I'm so glad I succeeded

11.03.2026 04:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

self indulgent wifeslop
I heart fenomeno

10.03.2026 22:10 👍 748 🔁 142 💬 4 📌 0

um did you know that some days some nights some live some die in the name of the samurai

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 16 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

Umiri: Taki. Don't you think this looks a little Taki: Man it's always something with you. You gotta learn to just chill sometimes Umiri: Hm...perhaps. [Umiri and Taki are shown to be lying down and holding hands. There is a rainbow] Umiri: We probably look so tuff, actually. Taki: For real.

No Bromo

18.09.2025 19:53 👍 1282 🔁 463 💬 3 📌 2

oh, uma jp is adding new awakening levels and only a select few umas will be getting it a few months at a time 👀 big buffs???

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YURI BLAAAAAAAST!!!!!!

11.03.2026 03:13 👍 32 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Screenshot of a preview for a (now deleted) thread on the /r/UmaMusume subreddit titled "When they make out, does Marche's puppet do commentary". The image under the title shows Marche Lorraine and Loves Only You together in a screenshot from the game, with the former talking to the latter through her puppet.

/r/UmaMusume's mods are cowards for deleting that one, these are the important lore questions that need answering.

08.03.2026 19:08 👍 201 🔁 86 💬 1 📌 0