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Former paid liar. Advisor/ghostwriter to Japan PMs Abe, Suga and Kishida, speechwriter for Tokyo Gov. Koike. Still deciding whether I’m retired or just a bum. BornπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ, livingπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅, trying to speakπŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Have the same name pretty much everywhere. He/him

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I got in the good graces of my wife around then when I had a one-day job up in Saitama and found a less-mobbed KK. Brought home a few dozen so she could share with the neighbors and be the local Big Woman of the Danchi for a bit.

14.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My neighborhood just had all-day lines down the street for a new Baskin Robbins (sorry, 31) that just opened. Some things never change

14.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hadn’t realized until seeing these photos just how completely white my hair had gone

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A fat gaijin in kimono

A fat gaijin in kimono

10.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I only hate-read one book last year, and that was just so I could feel justified in writing a review. Will try to avoid doing that in the future.

10.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œImmigrants are eating my lunch!”

09.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Visited Nikko over the weekend and spent yesterday climbing about 50 flights of stairs to visit Ieyasu’s grave, all while wearing kimono and zori. Those Tokugawas must have had killer quads. #TeamIenari

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like she’s channeling Leona Helmsley

08.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Paternal: school teacher, resistance member, died in Bergen Belsen

Maternal: civil engineer, worked in shipyards and on bridge construction projects, died of mesothelioma

05.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Grim, why are there so many discussions on conservative message boards from men asking how to trick liberal women into dating them?

05.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile on r/conservative: β€œHow do I trick liberal women into going out with me?”

05.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving aside the matter that Mr. Grim’s main gotcha point appears to be completely false.

05.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never seen a racist want to have sex with someone they didn’t respect and thought was undeserving of basic human rights.

05.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hasty edit as I realized at the last moment his name wasn’t Corrigan

04.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

54-year-old white guy, been a fan of rock since childhood. Every year, I’m finding something new and interesting to listen to that captures my imagination in unexpected ways. And in all that time I haven’t listened to Mr. Corgan in… ever.

04.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We already have illegal war at home.

04.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like the flip side of β€œyou get what you pay for” is β€œthey respect you for what they pay.”

23.02.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What I learned from working as a creative is that a person will think carefully about what they want, respect your decisions, and pay $50K without complaint, but then turn into a screaming spoiled toddler when you give them a freebie.

23.02.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It really bothered me how the press treated it like nonsense. Like, you dipsticks act like this then then have the gall to look butthurt when your own actions blow up in your face.

22.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d finished reading GΓΆdel, Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid just before watching it, which may have influenced things.

21.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Architect’s speech in Matrix: Reloaded made perfect sense. A logic system complex enough for recursion will contain a nonanswerable paradox. Incorporating that paradox yields a new system with a new paradox. Neo is the paradox who establishes the next matrix by deciding his own truth value.

21.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Dr. Oz’s political career was backed and funded by elements within the Turkish government in retaliation for the Biden administration’s official recognition of the Armenian genocide of 1919.

21.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon rabbit with a number 1 on its chest.

Still from the music video β€œEveryone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me”

Cartoon rabbit with a number 1 on its chest. Still from the music video β€œEveryone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me”

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20.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, just read his wiki page. Thought he was usually more thorough than that.

19.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, I’d lost track of Ted Frank after alt.folklore.urban on Usenet.

19.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Chris Hemsworth thinks Alexa+ is scary good | Big Game Commercial
Chris Hemsworth thinks Alexa+ is scary good | Big Game Commercial YouTube video by Amazon Alexa

youtu.be/ha92_hfK9Po?...

11.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was their actual superbowl ad with Chris Hemsworth. He mistrusts Alexa being able to control the house and starts listing ways it could kill him (like closing the pool cover while he’s swimming). Alexa just says β€œOh, I’d never do that. Shall I order you a massage?” and Chris comes round.

11.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon ad presents ways your Alexa could get you killed, then addresses it with β€œhaha, as if that would happen. Purchase consumer goods and stop worrying.”

09.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair play to Seattle, NE just wasn’t up to it.

09.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s apparently back here. Instead of doing actual work, he’s just glomming onto more successful people in an effort to raise his own profile. Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to be working.

08.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0