It's tops.
13.03.2026 20:26
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It's tops.
Boarding at Islington's famous docklands.
The stimpson scorcher. A mini based wardrobe.
I take my ramipril with a felodipine chaser. I prefer my calcium channels to be blocked.
I'm weeping
🥹
Like a native 👍
A smiling student freshly knowledgeable in all things Nippon.
I stand corrected. She's been on Duolingo for the drive to Manchester airport and she says she's now fluent.
No, no and no. 🤪
Whatever brain genes she inherited, they weren't from me.
A semester in international politics. She had the opportunity to study abroad for a year and chose Czechia and Japan. She's done the Czech Republic and now is away in Japan until August.
Mascara running on cheeks
Just packing the eldest off for her 5 month stint in Osaka. I'm an absolute overflowing dirty sink of emotion.
Ta-dah!
You in another decade.
I'm the one on the right thinking I need to marry this one before she realises I'm not a natural blonde.
Like all the best comedy, it's not so much the punchline but the image left in yr mind.
Just snort/blurted a laugh at this.
I have absolutely no idea why I find this so funny.
Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.
Might take up reading
Thank you. Anything to save me from the drab prospect of m&S menswear
Oooh good point. I am at that time of life.
M&S gents beige trews
Considering sensible slacks
The youngest is going with a bunch of his mates. 4 country bumpkin 18yr olds loose in the Toon. What's the worst that could happen?
A black cat with a pink collar curled up in bed
A black cat with a blue collar curled up in bed
Bother and sister echoing each other
Lighting up the chalice
Eeeeuw
I don't think that's nasal enough.
Loved it. Still adopt a nasal Scots accent when discussing local council matters.
Pure filth
