the new pope must announce SuperHell
What about Zootopia
Does Schumer even know where he is?
So the dems are just gonna keep it up with these fundraising texts and doing nothing to govern? Funny, I’d try something different after years of absolute fumbling
Hakeem Jeffries is worse than useless
Dammit let me go a month without acquiring a new t-shirt please
Drawing straight from the idiot playbook
I’m in Houston to be with my mom while she dies and every time I leave her hospice to walk to a store (I’m the only one walking), cars are actively trying to kill me
They should have dropped a large bomb on the pitch
People who don’t take their shoes off when they come inside: you doing ok?
Gonzo saying “and Michael Clayton”
Michael Clayton’s bmw blowing up
Gonzo saying who did not die
Michael Clayton: not dead
He stinks!
I can’t wait until snowboarding evolves poles like skiing
There is entirely too much Bob Dylan media, I do not care about him or his RFK jr voice and songs about funny carnivals
Who gives a shit
Make sure you play as a commie
Nice try, like I’d believe Nicholas Florko is a real person?
Yes.
Fabulous article. Nice work!
As a Libra I do not feel represented by you or approve of your behavior.
The season he was on the Giants was a highlight of my youth
I feel like you snuck up on me and gradually replaced every tech journalist I trusted. Thanks, I guess?
I really like Mexico. I hope to spend a lot more time here.
It brings me no pleasure to see you bullied for this, but they’re right to do it.
I like Friday the 14th better
Charlie the enormous black Great Pyrenees mix on top of a now-adult Linda, the white pibble
Now she wears Charlie as a sweater
Linda the white pibble in a red sweater
Back when Linda was a baby