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Alex

@vejnoska

Invented Pokémon, but you may recognize me from hosting new year’s rockin’ eve or pod save America or rooting through your garbage can

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a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks ALT: a group of spongebob characters are standing around a table with the caption oh brother this guy stinks
06.05.2025 06:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the new pope must announce SuperHell

28.04.2025 02:54 👍 678 🔁 84 💬 25 📌 3

What about Zootopia

12.04.2025 09:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does Schumer even know where he is?

15.03.2025 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So the dems are just gonna keep it up with these fundraising texts and doing nothing to govern? Funny, I’d try something different after years of absolute fumbling

09.03.2025 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hakeem Jeffries is worse than useless

06.03.2025 16:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dammit let me go a month without acquiring a new t-shirt please

01.03.2025 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Drawing straight from the idiot playbook

23.02.2025 05:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in Houston to be with my mom while she dies and every time I leave her hospice to walk to a store (I’m the only one walking), cars are actively trying to kill me

22.02.2025 04:18 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They should have dropped a large bomb on the pitch

25.01.2025 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People who don’t take their shoes off when they come inside: you doing ok?

03.01.2025 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.12.2024 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gonzo saying “and Michael Clayton”

Gonzo saying “and Michael Clayton”

Michael Clayton’s bmw blowing up

Michael Clayton’s bmw blowing up

Gonzo saying who did not die

Gonzo saying who did not die

Michael Clayton: not dead

Michael Clayton: not dead

28.12.2024 19:08 👍 1788 🔁 349 💬 16 📌 11

He stinks!

26.12.2024 07:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t wait until snowboarding evolves poles like skiing

26.12.2024 06:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is entirely too much Bob Dylan media, I do not care about him or his RFK jr voice and songs about funny carnivals

26.12.2024 06:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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25.12.2024 22:10 👍 4084 🔁 944 💬 14 📌 26

Who gives a shit

25.12.2024 22:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make sure you play as a commie

09.12.2024 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nice try, like I’d believe Nicholas Florko is a real person?

06.12.2024 20:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes.

06.12.2024 06:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fabulous article. Nice work!

01.12.2024 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a Libra I do not feel represented by you or approve of your behavior.

01.12.2024 07:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The season he was on the Giants was a highlight of my youth

01.12.2024 07:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like you snuck up on me and gradually replaced every tech journalist I trusted. Thanks, I guess?

01.12.2024 07:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really like Mexico. I hope to spend a lot more time here.

01.12.2024 07:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It brings me no pleasure to see you bullied for this, but they’re right to do it.

01.12.2024 05:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like Friday the 14th better

01.12.2024 04:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Charlie the enormous black Great Pyrenees mix on top of a now-adult Linda, the white pibble

Charlie the enormous black Great Pyrenees mix on top of a now-adult Linda, the white pibble

Now she wears Charlie as a sweater

01.12.2024 03:42 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Linda the white pibble in a red sweater

Linda the white pibble in a red sweater

Back when Linda was a baby

01.12.2024 03:26 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0