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@krasis.newgrounds.com

3D Artist, Animator, and Sub-Human Portfolio: krasis.ca linktr.ee/krasis PFP by @kekiiro.newgrounds.com

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"What if every npc was a fully functional chatbot" is the game equivalent to asking in a movie "what if you could move the camera wherever you wanted"; it sounds so cool until you realize there is a crucial intent to the limits, and you will quickly lose the plot if you toss that by the wayside.

10.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 9
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Official Trailer for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSz...

08.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 2127 πŸ” 946 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 226

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

20.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 8933 πŸ” 3080 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 112

Would the Mega Man: Battle Network games count?

20.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've heard of the Mechanical Turkβ„’, now get ready for the VIRTUAL TURKβ„’

19.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a pokemon card variation we played when I was a kid was 30 card decks with 3 prizes which we called "hong kong style" zero recollection on why we called it that

15.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.

11.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 5096 πŸ” 1294 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

"Currently"

10.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's going to be fascinating to see what happens when the inevitable HP UB set happens. Will your favorite Content Creatorβ„’ who've built a career out of Magic turn their back on the game or will they just make keep making videos opening Collector's boxes trying to get a surge foil Albus Shitwandβ„’?

10.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i would honestly be overjoyed if the upcoming Strixhaven set was revealed to have Harry Potter UB cards if only so more people would let go of the shambling corpse of IP-slop Magic has become

09.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

09.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 8011 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 40
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Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:

01.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

"lost media" and it's production or vis dev work never released in the first place

15.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

We have to take the phrase "Lost Media" away from YouTubers for awhile until they reeducate themselves on what that actually means.

14.01.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1223 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 40

my dilbert nfts are going to be worth so much now

13.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rip to the Dilbert guy

13.01.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing

12.01.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 8640 πŸ” 1740 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 787

The eternal introvert problem of simultaneously feeling "I'm lonely and I want to hang out with people / talk to friends / find a romantic partner" but also "interacting with other people, even people I love, is a constant drain of my energy and stresses me out and I'm already tired enough."

07.01.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 731 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
05.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2431 πŸ” 887 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 23

IT'S 12:06!!!

01.01.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea you used to be Autarch of Flame! I used to watch your videos all the time back in middle school

31.12.2025 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stranger things season 1 really was lightning in a bottle its a shame that all the seasons after it just kept on getting worse and retroactively made everything the series did more and more lame

27.12.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Experiencing the High Tide, acrylic on 16"x20" canvas.

13.03.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jingle All The Way is one of the most cynical and bitter Christmas movies of all time and it is absolutely glorious. bonus points for Phil Hartman being there, too

25.12.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.12.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 6233 πŸ” 2771 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 42

If you’re gonna doompost, don’t ALSO vague post.

β€œOh we’re so fucked now :(β€œ

Over what? What happened!? Provide context asshole, don’t just give me a pit in my stomach over vagaries!

15.12.2025 06:03 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't trust anything that gets advertised to me on podcasts.

For all I know, those fuckers at Zocdoc are going to steal my kidneys

08.12.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It honestly just seemed like he saw people half ironically say "what if he's just humiliating himself on purpose"? So he went and said "I've been humiliating myself on purpose actually". Haven't seen is name come up in years so idk

07.12.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hydroid Krasis
X Green Blue
Creature β€” Jellyfish Hydra Beast
0/0

Effects: When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time.
Flying, trample
Hydroid Krasis enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Flavor text: Havoc is a small price to pay for data.

Hydroid Krasis X Green Blue Creature β€” Jellyfish Hydra Beast 0/0 Effects: When you cast this spell, you gain half X life and draw half X cards. Round down each time. Flying, trample Hydroid Krasis enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. Flavor text: Havoc is a small price to pay for data.

Many such krasis

06.12.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1