Justin Wiswell

Guess I’ll just swim to the garbage stop through the garbage water

Would love to know more about my surnames history in the area if you come across anything

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“What do we need to do to ensure this never happens again”

East Side Mario’s implies the existence of a West Side Luigi’s

The most consistent thing about these state of the province events is the CEO of Siemens showing up for a pep talk

How about “New Brunswick: Reloaded”

Maybe instead of calling it the “State of the Province” we could call it the “Province of the Province”.

Alex Jeffrey Pretti was an ICU nurse at a VA hospital. His life, through his profession, was dedicated to serving his community and our country.

As so many have now seen on video, his final act before he was killed by federal agents was doing everything in his power to protect his community.

Thanks Steven, definitely miss riffing on themes with you, Ray, and others from the old place.

Things are going very well, appreciate you checking in

Sir I both tilted and whirled

Historic speech by Carney amirite

Sounds like the pee crew needs t-shirts, I’m sure HR will love it.

Eating discounted sushi before midnight just like Cinderella would have wanted

Jim Carrey says torture enduring specialist helped him play his Grinch character Jim Carrey is opening up on some unconventional tactics he used to endure playing the Grinch in his now-famous film.

Jim Carey reminiscing about how they made films before AI abcnews.go.com/culture/stor...

If we can’t keep up with the demand of rare earth metals, ram, processors, gpus, maybe we could just stop live-streaming targeted ads to refrigerators

Imagine trying to find three French hens in this economy

The year is 2025.

You’ve progressed to the final round of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”

You phone a friend, alas… society doesn’t answer the phone anymore

I give it < 6 months before GPT starts feeding ads between prompts

Go geese lightening go geese lightening go

𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

Should we Memramcook tonight or Memramskipthedishes

Honestly I kinda hate realism in games

Too many YouTube channels about night time urban exploration, not enough YouTube channels about lying in wait to jump scare urban explorers

Super cheap brisket

Upon further reflection, I’m sorry you didn’t come home with me yesterday

Ørsted, states sue Trump administration over Revolution Wind Wind power company Ørsted and the states of Rhode Island and Connecticut filed lawsuits in federal court to overturn the Trump administration’s shutdown of the Revolution Wind

Oh my goodness the windmills are tilting back! www.workboat.com/wind/-rsted-...

I started this tradition with my kid where, when I’m closing the door and saying goodnight, we both waive with our feet.

One of the cats now runs up an double high-fives my foot while I’m waiving

Going to start calling chatbots sycophancy as a service.

Hello rain

Oh you’re a big fan of the woods?

Then how come I’ve never seen you in there hmm? Name five trees.

Me: you haven’t said please once
3: “Please, once”

Who is leaving all these banana peels on the ground?

This is starting not to feel like an isolated incident