💀 I think you might be missing out on a much larger market, brother. Many more people in need of good marriage tips than fpl... probably easier to give reliable advice that produces consistent results in that arena, as well 🤣
Thought you had a straw in your stout at first and wasn’t sure what to make of it 🙃
It's not like our clown oligarchs need any real events to respond to. Monsters will just false flag it all the way.
Isn’t there some team from another league out there in the world that wants to buy João Pedro and rid this torment from my life?
Semenyo cap tekkers
Only parts 1a and 1b of about 6, that's true. Palindrome blanks and Haaland starts... still plenty to go well or poorly on this route :)
Quick heads up: I capped him too. Still time for you to change :)
Working on an #fpl short story.
Managers clamor for access to accurate injury data from Man City.
Galvanized like never before they march on Etihad chanting "Release the Pepstein files!"
Amid transfer negotiations w/ Borussia for Nmecha, Guardiola suddenly launches missiles at Dortmund.
THE END
Aren't beauty standards just kinda crazy in general?
Deal around me, I won't be back.
Hincapié and Madueke team up to create the first football-induced smile of the week for me.
#grateful #lifestooshort #forfpl
I was busy at deadline letting my late uncle’s #art gallerist come down from Santa Fe to select twenty more pieces to display.
Letting go of them isn’t easy for me but I only did take-backsies on this one on the right while he loaded up.
But I might drive up later for three or four others 😂
Prediction: my red arrow this week is gonna shit all over the giant red arrow I got last week
#weeeee
Never heard of him
Dunk on a purple patch feels significantly riskier and less attractive than Gabriel for Arsenal in this moment, I dunno
Dunk used to be as good as Gabriel is now?
They can also fuck right off
Looking for action from any of y'all that are going to say "I knew it" if Gabby blanks for TCers.
Just tell me what odds you want for this blank that you're so certain about.
Happy to take action on other non-blank but low scores as well.
(spoiler: the odds you want prove how sure you actually were)
Now I’m googling “what percentage of Miko did make it to the toilet?”
I’ll keep you apprised.
I forget which number commandment it was but I'm REALLY struggling with that "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Muñoz" stuff right now
👏 I'll be right behind you. I actually also committed to triple def last week by moving Saka to Wirtz. Seems like there's no shortage of good choices in midfield now. And Raya helps out in GW31 and let me be free of Verbruggen's aggravations lol
I'm so grateful I can toggle back and forth between thinking #fpl is just a silly lark and taking it seriously enough to try to do well at it.
Because when I'm in the "caring about it" headspace, seeing Szobo's recent points makes me want to smash my fist through a window.
#zenandtheartofviolence
It would be crazy to think it was crazy.
Man, I sure do miss Goldeneye. For hours upon hours. Zooted as could be.
155k red arrow was the worst since GW9.
OR 637,018 nearly puts me back where I was in GW13. No fun, dark times.
Would've been red anyway but also threw caution to the wind on an unnecessary Andersen hit and the cunt betrayed me, turning into a shit bird and flying back to splat me in my ugly mug.
😂 was just waiting until the 60' mark to post "This Verbruggen CS wipe is gonna hurt extra this week..." but the #fpl gods had a quicker mercy killing in mind.
My sleep hygiene is about to get a massive boost when I stop waking up early for this bullshit. 🤣
#weeeee
