Dylan Murphy

I've never left the key in the lock, but I have closed my lock around just my frame and not the rack. The bike was still there hours later, so I guess it looked good enough...

(it was a secret alternate Titanic and the "bankers" sank it, you see)

I'll never forget talking to my parents' neighbor a couple years back. She told me just how much *fun* she'd had following QAnon, in between warning me to be ready for Trump and the "white hats" to "shut everything down" while they round up the bad guys and explaining how the real Titanic never sank

2019 Kia Miro hybrid hatchback; usually I get 50 +/- 4 mpg

Ha, I knew I had seen this before but couldn't remember what it was called

perfect

Screenshot of a plot legend showing two colored lines: a red line and a blue line. The red line is labeled "blue" and the blue line is labeled "red"

Turns out if you put the color argument inside the aesthetic instead of outside by mistake, you can get the most confusing ggplot legend ever #rstats

Don't forget the followup treatment: mercury! Cool cool cool

Alysa Liu, welcome to The War on Cars.

the series are already there it seems:
bsky.app/profile/jmbe...

My Prometheus? Modern.

A pelican floating peacefully in the water

Don't be a panican. Be a pelican. 🪶

Yeah I thought it was closer (though I claim no expertise)

Loot that drops after defeating me:

- A Zebra dry gel pen
- A folding bike multi-tool
- A random trade paperback
- 1-3 cans of smoked mackerel and/or trout

Vingeful

LeGuinsome

ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for a basil and lemon flavored cake

Yet another body standard that is totally unachievable for those of us who are already bald, smh

At the Tucson memorial ride I met a couple who were visiting from Lincoln. Seems like you've got some good people there

A congregation of cyclists with their bikes in a plaza on a sunny day in Tucson, Arizona.

A group of cyclists with their bikes on a narrow strip of road in the hills outside of Tucson. There is a saguaro cactus on the left side of the road and a ghost bike on the right.

Several hundred riders from the Tucson cycling community (along with some visitors from out of town) showed up to honor Alex Pretti. Then we finished off the ride with a quick climb up A Mountain.

Senpai: “What kind of crab is that?”
Me: “I think it’s Velvet Zehntneriana Crab!”
Senpai: “A what?!”

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

Topics in geometric group theory
Statistical and thermal physics
Islamic thought and literature
Philosophical perspectives on the humanities
Fantasy and science fiction

I mean I sometimes *feel* like I aged 20 years in the past 6

do we ultimately have Gerardus Mercator to blame for this?

A bluebird perching on a tree branch, showing its rust-colored chest feathers to the camera and turning its blue head to the side. The bird is lit by the sun but the shadow of a thin scraggly branch cuts across its front.

Good morning! 🪶

A brown pelican sitting peacefully in the water, illuminated from the right by the early morning sun

To make up for that last one here's a better pelican photo 🪶

A hazy, washed-out photo of two pelicans flying away from the camera. The pelicans are silhouetted and the entire photo washed out by the orange glow of the rising sun just out of frame

This is objectively not a good photo but I do kind of like the vibe #birds

High fructose corn syrup has about the same fructose content as sucrose (with some variation). Metabolic-dysfunction associated fatty liver disease was recognized and studied prior to the commercial use of HFCS.

This sort of bad info is MAHA's stock in trade; please don't amplify it

Screenshot of a headline from the Atlantic, "America Has Entered Late-Stage Protein", with a byline by Rachel Sugar

Uhh this is clearly a conflict of interest!!

Always a good idea to turn off auto-play videos; choose what you see and what you don't.