@oddpegswoodworking.com
I build things. Usually out of wood. Occasionally with clay. Sometimes out of words. And with 1s and 0s at the day job. Typically listening to stoner rock. He/him www.oddpegswoodworking.com
I know it will be 20° again and I will be three times sadder because of it, but I want to blast early Van Halen and high five everyone right now because it's so goddamn nice out.
And yet, here we are!
But don't come at me with your "What about a flannasium?" business. Nobody likes that.
Personally speaking, I would rather have a house with a pieatorium than a cakeository, but I understand why some would prefer the other.
That'll happen sometime after I grow another two inches
The only accountability they'll get is having to be talking heads on OAN or Newsmax instead of Fox. This world is cooked.
Earlier this week I reclaimed my mantle of "Weird looking guy warning strangers about their open backpacks." Still no squirrels.
I bumped into my pal @ingalls1969.bsky.social on the walk to the T and not only did he give me a ride, ensuring I might actually show up on time, but we also listened to Jethro Tull so advantage me.
Oooh, those lock miters are pretty. I need to finally put mine to good use
Added a custom cursor to the website today and it is sublimely ridiculous. In that it is not sublime at all. But still ridiculous.
www.oddpegswoodworking.com
Hulu login screen that shows the names "John, Kids, Lord Fart"
I was drunk at the time and I couldn't log into my account (see: drunk) so I created a new login and it remains one of the greatest things I've ever done
Oh man, this has to be rough for you. Sorry
So I hope he strokes out? You're darn tootin'!
Buried the lede - here's the album. Pleased to see they've released a bunch of stuff since then
cuzobarcelona.bandcamp.com/album/amor-y...
PlexAmp app screenshot that reads: "Cuzo were formed as a three-piece Barcelona-based jam outfit in 2007 by Iván Román (bass) and Pep Caravantes (drums, percussion) - two founding members of a Spanish doom metal band Warchetype -, and Jamie L. Pantaleon (guitars). On "Amor Y Muerte En La Tercera Fase, the instrumental three-piece tries to bridge the gap between rock music and movie soundtracks by laying ambiance on top of rolling riffs and jazz-like playing. Think Stinking Lizaveta meets Zombi, without the keyboards, and you're on the right track." (review by Arzgarth@StonerRock.com). Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply."
Picked a random ass album at random from the mp3 library and when I realized I knew fuck all about it, I checked the "Artist Bio" that PlexAmp so graciously provides. And then found myself referenced. Life is weird.
#stonerrock
Not gonna lie, when I read "hey man, let's hook up after this whole child torture farm business blows over" I thought you were referring to RFK Jr and Kid Rock.
And he'll try to fuck you!
If you want proof that King Orange the Dingus is incapacitated, the RFK jr Kid Rock Wet Denim Good Time Meth Exercise Hour is exhibit... What letter are we up to now? Giant meteor can't come for us all soon enough.
Hey daddy
Licorice is a tough sell. Beets if on their own (had a lovely beet hummus last week). Otherwise, full glutinous speed ahead
For a minute there I thought you wrote "The Clamities" and I wondered if that was a bridge too far.
There is a point in the book when the ripcord is pulled and it goes from "entertaining read" to "bugnuts insane" and I was 100% there for it.
The trouble with not suffering fools is that sometimes you forget that you are the fool
More on that reprehensible Ring Superbowl ad.
I wish you a productive murdering
It says quite a bit that nowhere do they remind people that Ring is owned by Amazon.
A fidget cube on top of another fidget cube. Together it looks like a robot.
I accidentally put one fidget toy on top of another and it gained sentience and I'm terrified to cross it.
The general tone deafness of most of these ads makes me think they were all written by a version of ChatGPT that was also on suicide watch
That whole "let's turn everyone's ring camera into a centralized surveillance state" Superbowl ad makes me glad I went with another company for home security. Almost the same level of ick as with the "Hey, AI is here to devour everything you hold near and dear" spots
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