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is allegedly a gracefully ageing rocker whose life was demolished in a freak meditation accident back when he was a computer scientist but also very definitely a singer-songwriter and t'ai-chi enthusiast based in Glastonbury, UK duncanbatey.bandcamp.com

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Otters rompant.

11.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh*

11.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A romp of 'em.

11.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop speeding up podcasts and audiobooks What's the hurry?

"Hearing a word is not enough for our brains to fully β€œencode” it into our memory. We need time to processβ€”even if it’s fractions of a second. When words are being hurled past your ears at double speed, there’s no room for your inner thoughts."

www.howtogeek.com/stop-speedin...

11.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, still unsure of that one. Research ongoing.

11.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

<follows disembodied humming towards Total Perspective Vortex>

11.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one that seems to have come to define me is "Ok. Anything for a weird life..."

11.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This whole thread is bliss. So many favourites are here, so I'll share one I haven’t seen mentioned, from Last Chance to See:

I miss Douglas Adams.

11.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Principles of Boogie Management
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Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times 
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Establish a collaborative working environment
coupled with individual accountability
to prevent a blame culture
from developing in the first place




Brian Bilston

Principles of Boogie Management Β  Β  Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on the good times Β  Establish a collaborative working environment coupled with individual accountability to prevent a blame culture from developing in the first place Brian Bilston

Principles of Boogie Management.

11.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Hardly seems worth it really.

11.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Applicable in SO many situations!

11.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, now I do remember it, because I think you shared the link before!

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of that quote from John Shelby Spong, where he compared the church to a swimming pool, "most of the noise is at the shallow end"

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Ali. They sent a few videos of flames, smoke, and missile trails and interceptions in the skies above their district in the first couple of days, which was... alarming. The kids were freaking out but nephew & wife seemed calm. Hopefully attacks will decline and/or they can leave.

11.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They've signed up with the Foreign Office for updates on possible evacuation, but there's nothing doing so far. Airspace closed.

11.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Wednesday Wonders 26

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Wednesday Wonders 26: https://www.cartoongravity.com/wednesday-wonders-26/

Ruth Wylie, The Bride, De La Soul, 3-D scans, Sign Painting, Bonus - Derelict.

11.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This. Yes.

Every damn chance you get. It matters more than we know a lot of the time.

And we don’t hear the good stuff enough, quite frankly.

And the people who routinely do this for you? They should hear it too.

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So that’s that, right? We don’t have to put up with endless drivel about how expensive it is to save the planet abd ourselves ever again? Cool.

11.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 800 πŸ” 271 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4
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I still think about this a lot.

11.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 3115 πŸ” 594 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 68

Ohhh, that's lush!

11.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lilac dawn. Photo taken on Glastonbury Tor

11.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Deer + coffee = happiness

11.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi de hi Ali! I'm ok thanks, if somewhat discombobulated by a weird day and night, so taking things gently. It's actually a beautiful clear blue if chilly day here, I've done all my breathwork and tai chi, bought fresh bread, walked round the Abbey, and smiled at people. So far so good! How's you?

11.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

<Ali joins the chat>

Yes, the humane responses I'm seeing all round are heartening. It's a weirdly bonding experience. But yeah - the horror, the horror. I like to think I'm usually quite good at rising above it, but my youngest nephew lives in Doha with his wife and two littl'uns, and... eek.

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This week on tour!
11th Glasgow!
12th Belfast!
Friday 13th (ooo spooky) Liverpool!
14th Barnard Castle! (no eye test jokes)
15th Newcastle!

Here be tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

11.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

That's TONIGHT in Glasgow. A city in which a guy stopped me in the street and said it was great to see a new Scottish comedian on Mock the Week. And I smiled and gave him a thumbs up.

11.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

<waving>

11.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We've come to a pretty pass when we look back and Maggie and Ronnie, and even George and George W., seem relatively sane. Check this out:

bsky.app/profile/alwa...

11.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I don't think I've come across that. What is?

11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That is perverse.

11.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0