There’s no need to fake. If I had to cancel or move one I would. One thesis is mostly done and the next will move forward once I get off this app.
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There’s no need to fake. If I had to cancel or move one I would. One thesis is mostly done and the next will move forward once I get off this app.
I have 2 students prepped to defend on the same day and omg why did I let this happen.
It’ll be fine. It’ll be fine.
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You really need to watch this whole clip. It's amazing.
PhD position in Bioprocess Technology for the Malting and Brewing Industry.
#science #career #jobs #sciencejobs #job #jobsearch
#phd #phdposition
www.science.hr/jobs/223294/...
I used this in my undergrad class yesterday as an example of a job that requires a PhD.
The first week of US's war with Iran cost $6 billion, almost the same as the entire annual budget funding all scientific research via NSF
Your regular reminder that a giraffe is more closely related to a humpback whale, than it is related to a lion.
*did when I was 20
Saw a new eye doctor today. Nothing like finding out for the last two years I've basically had the wrong prescription. My last doctor made me think I was just aging very quickly and someday would lose my sight! I'm back to seeing (in contacts) like I need when I was 20. thank god.
you ever think how this is all because america elected a centre-left black president once, and the right never forgave the left for it
Did we save the daylight?!?!
Because it’s black for bus stop this morning. Sigh.
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
Courage is a muscle, you have to strengthen it! For that reason, this IWD, I encourage all women to practice saying the following phrases:
- “I won’t do that work without compensation.”
- “I’d like to discuss a higher salary.”
- “I’m still speaking.”
- “No, Diet Pepsi is not okay instead.”
I’ve been waking up at 4:30AM all week so today I finally feel normal.
Warning sign that US troops could be headed for Mideast deployment: report
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
It looks like US combat troop deployment orders are about to come, inside source — All for the false “anointing” of Orange Palpatine and a dark fascist ideology that is as far from being “godly” as possible.
Love your pets.
Get a coffee.
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We live near an Air Force base.
Time to activate the village. There’s going to be a lot of families needing help.
EXCLUSIVE: Trump has privately shown serious interest in U.S. ground troops in Iran.
Shit shit shit.
My military friends are getting called for active deployment.
Chart showing in many countries, people see their fellow citizens as morally good.
We asked people around the world to rate the morality and ethics of others in their country.
The U.S. is the only place we surveyed where more adults describe the morality and ethics of others living in the country as bad than good. See our full morality report here: www.pewresearch.org/...
Remember! Applied and Environmental Microbiology solicits minireviews. And they are free to publish!
There's 2 more I want to write. Time in my career to summarize and rant.
In my upper level class, we read a lot of primary literature since microbial ecology is moving so fast and the textbooks can't keep up.
Today I had the primary author of a paper join - I didn't tell the students - and they were shocked! It was so fun! I love when students can see authors as people.
Thanks! Wait til you see the next chapter - hopefully makes people think :)
Jacob is defending his thesis later this month, and gotta say, there's nothing like going in with chapters already published!
Also props to our reviewers, you improved this and were super helpful!
This is also a product of our dept writing class! W's all around.
New paper out! We sat down and compiled all viral work in marine sediments. The water column has been getting a second look for viral interactions, its time for sediment to have the same!
journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/...
It's not that AI is useless.
It's that AI is useful like asbestos was useful.
I’m teaching our career prep seminar this year.
This is basically how class goes: youtube.com/shorts/B9Nit...
Good news: Scientists were wrong about how bad sea level rise is.
Bad news: It’s even worse than we thought.