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π•Ώπ–π–Š FREEMAN’S π•»π–‘π–Šπ–‰π–Œπ–Š β˜† I will wander day and night until the deed is done Until CITY 17 is saved and victory is won I will reunite the RESONANCE whose elements were spread across the land when DR BREEM did take the NIHLANTH Uf you feel the call to arms its message you must heed Take this pledge

14.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Computer, in general, used to be purple a lot more often. we have lost our way

14.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 847 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5
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"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

12.08.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 4071 πŸ” 1186 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 24

I have an interview tomorrow for a job I've functionally done before at another company, and the panic and anxiety around it kept me up last night, is keeping me up tonight, and is making it so I can't go with my parents to the funeral of a family member tomorrow. I need to do well, but I need calm.

05.03.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 13086 πŸ” 6142 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 81
A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, β€˜Maybe it will happen today…’

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, β€˜Maybe it will happen today…’

13.05.2025 13:31 πŸ‘ 1143 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 20
Manna – Two Views of Humanity’s Future – Chapter 1 | MarshallBrain.com

marshallbrain.com/manna1

I've mentioned this a few times in reference to how people in the thrall of "AI" can seem, and how a better world could be built by using it properly. It ain't a short short read, but it helped me.

26.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

noooo

26.02.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

25.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 8125 πŸ” 2622 πŸ’¬ 201 πŸ“Œ 186

You can't tell me a drawover of the artillery shell Pic wouldn't kick so much ass.

25.02.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The sad Oompah Loompah.

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

24.02.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 6222 πŸ” 2206 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 147
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24.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, water remediation people are here. There's water under all the flooring, they've taken two feet off the wall around the bathroom. This turned from calling a flooring guy to calling a whole contractor.

I'd appreciate if the world could lay off... Just for a while.

24.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Observe the stupids

23.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Duct tape. Ceiling. It solves the problem. Every time

23.02.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

Thanks, this hurts.

18.02.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am going to light you on fire. this hurts every bone in my brain.

18.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What about 7.1?

13.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My last standing hope for employment has fallen through, again due to no fault of my own. I don't know what I'm going to do.

13.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for not showing the miserable hack job I had to do to make it fit, lol

09.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit, cancel both of those.

09.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1014 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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06.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1337 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com

Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx"

Panel 2: "add rax, rcx"
Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD"

Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE"

Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".

A four panel cartoon of a small bird on a branch; the original images are from falseknees.com Panel 1: "mov rax, rbx" Panel 2: "add rax, rcx" Another speech bubble appears, covering that one that says: "HELLO IT'S ME THE KEYBOARD" Panel 3: A corvid appears next to the small bird; the new speech bubbles belong to it. It says "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE" Panel 4: A closeup of the small bird with a frustrated look on its face. The corvid's speech bubble behind it reads, simply, "E".

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.

03.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 461 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Oh my god shut the fuck up. We all know Meta shit is bad, We know. Some people have to deal with the shithole for survival. If you have to choose between starvation and morals, I think we all know what you pick. Calling people nazi collaborators for having to deal with Zuck is dogshit, be better.

06.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

05.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 4916 πŸ” 732 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 110
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

03.02.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 11437 πŸ” 3339 πŸ’¬ 303 πŸ“Œ 869