Alex Copeland

What a fucking weirdo. Who even talks like that?

Bro can just go ahead say 51 people. Just add me to your list or whatever.

I heard someone say that Maga loves Sidney Sweeney because she looks pre-roofied.

It was me... I heard me say it.

Lol!

Girl, no. Don't do that. Just get a VR headset or something.

But... How do you find out when a fetal heart beat begins?

No I don't!... Wait... Does this mean maybe I'm at least a little gay?

Lol..I did not know that either.

That's disgusting. How do you sleep at night?

Anyone want to go with me? I know, I know... It's a school night.

Reported... Jesus. How embarrassing. Kinda ashamed this is going on in my town. We usually ain't like this.

Mostly because I don't think that keyboard coward is going to do shit and you might get bored waiting for his ass to show up. Don't get it twisted though I'm here for fucking up his day.

Shit, you down there now?!? Fuck this Nazi troll, you could hang out with me instead! I'm cool as fuck.

What!?!! Holy shit! I live in Orlando! You should come up to Winter Park for some brunch!

Happy Pride, fam! Holler if you need me.

At first I was confused why this account would share a photo of nothing but a solid brick wall, and then I looked closer and realized my mistake...

Damnit. we've needed a word for that for a long time.

Say more!

Talk to me about your jacket, though! Floral print for the dub! I gotta start dressing better. Lol.

My ADHD would prevent me from doing something similar, so I'm a little jealous you have an employable strategy at all.

I've been aware for a long time that most of the rap shows I attend are full of other white folks. I try to make sure I'm not taking up space I wasn't welcomed into, but I live with constant concern that I have unexamind privilege that is causing blind spots and making people uncomfortable.

Just go to a big freeda concert.

Can't over prepare for situations that require lube, homey.

I hear you. I'm starting to forget movies I just watched...

Yeah, I'm from the south. It's just fantasy fulfillment for otherwise completely unaccomplished and overweight middle-aged bearded white men. For them, it's literally the only place they can even pretend to be relevant.

Shit homey this might just be what getting old is...

He was probably the only person I've ever acted like a totally fan boy in front of. Made a total ass of myself fawning over his various iterations of x-factor. He was patient but clearly and rightfully unimpressed with me. But my faux pas aside, what an absolute heavy weight titan of a writer.

I wonder how bad it hurts their feelings that a team with the same mascot as their pro football team is beating them this bad... Or maybe I'm the only one who is thinking about it...

Argh!!! I want to be there so bad!

I've never wanted to be Canadian more than when I read this post.