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Likes old things, new things, growing things, other things. Also, pictures on shields. This account for frivolities only. Not on the other place any more @bob_ross

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Photo of a path in a center, a stepped grave monument is on the left. At its base a small card has been dropped, zoomed in on the next photo

Photo of a path in a center, a stepped grave monument is on the left. At its base a small card has been dropped, zoomed in on the next photo

Zoom in off last photo, small card dropped in the cemetery. Text reads:

We look forward to seeing you.

Zoom in off last photo, small card dropped in the cemetery. Text reads: We look forward to seeing you.

Not the message I wanted to read in the cemetery

13.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

hahah

12.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for sharing Philip, a fun bit of art (and what a lovely banner it's in front of)!

11.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they may depending on the carrier but not via Central Station, if that's any comfort.

08.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday, Saskia!

19.02.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yellowhammer in the garden klaxon

11.02.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, apart from the whole DNA thing of course

24.01.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. I got assigned an entirely new haplogroup with one other chap and we've no idea what the connection is.

24.01.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm on the dna/genealogy train just now, let me know if you ever veer into heraldry

24.01.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has he tried a good surgeon?

19.01.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways โ€“ something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

19.01.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 18249 ๐Ÿ” 5078 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213 ๐Ÿ“Œ 496
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a man standing in front of a brick house wearing a white t-shirt that says helicopter ALT: a man standing in front of a brick house wearing a white t-shirt that says helicopter
11.01.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll bring the whisky

08.01.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

depends how long their toenails are?

08.01.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm wondering if the betting shops are giving good odds for it being cancelled entirely (he said, never having been in one).

03.01.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought this was a @intothehinterlands.co.uk selfie at first glance

01.01.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gloves at the ready

24.12.2025 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bottom shelf of a supermarket aisle with bags of ground coffee. on the ground in front of the coffee is an unopened/abandoned bottle of Alpecin caffeine shampoo

bottom shelf of a supermarket aisle with bags of ground coffee. on the ground in front of the coffee is an unopened/abandoned bottle of Alpecin caffeine shampoo

A choice was made today, but exactly what that choice was remains unclear

24.12.2025 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate, may your grievances be aired and your feats of strength be unmatched.

23.12.2025 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

20.12.2025 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3984 ๐Ÿ” 704 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105 ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Tressure-tastic!

14.12.2025 09:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a very small drawing today, on theright is a white shield with a dark brown swirl and little brown spots. I'll be honest, I was originally trying to paint a piece of curled up cinnamon bark with cinnamon 'dust' around it but it ended up looking like a cinnamon bun. Later in the day I had cause to remember Mike Parry's disastrous attempt to eat a spoonful of cinnamon, and recreated this as a crest on the left, It's an overconfident man with glasses and a beard spewing out a cloud of ground cinnamon. This was inspired by the 'breath of God' type floating crests where a pair of lips blow wind from a cloud ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ.   You can watch the original nonsense here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmhuYtldd0

a very small drawing today, on theright is a white shield with a dark brown swirl and little brown spots. I'll be honest, I was originally trying to paint a piece of curled up cinnamon bark with cinnamon 'dust' around it but it ended up looking like a cinnamon bun. Later in the day I had cause to remember Mike Parry's disastrous attempt to eat a spoonful of cinnamon, and recreated this as a crest on the left, It's an overconfident man with glasses and a beard spewing out a cloud of ground cinnamon. This was inspired by the 'breath of God' type floating crests where a pair of lips blow wind from a cloud ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ. You can watch the original nonsense here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmhuYtldd0

7. Cinnamon

#Heraldecember2025 #heraldry

07.12.2025 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a piece of white card with a black shield draw on it. there are 4 golden straws draw vertically on the shield, the third of which is shorter than the rest. The straws bear an uncanny resemblance to french fries.

a piece of white card with a black shield draw on it. there are 4 golden straws draw vertically on the shield, the third of which is shorter than the rest. The straws bear an uncanny resemblance to french fries.

6. Fate

#Heraldecember2025 #heraldry

07.12.2025 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
hand-drawn shield showing Dorothy's ruby slipper-clad feet on the yellow brick road. turns out I really can't draw feet.

hand-drawn shield showing Dorothy's ruby slipper-clad feet on the yellow brick road. turns out I really can't draw feet.

5. Journey

#Heraldecember2025 #heraldry

07.12.2025 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is great! If you ever fancy carving any other coats of arms, I know at least one person who'd be interested ๐Ÿ‘€

07.12.2025 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A very Scotland result in the World Cup draw there

05.12.2025 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, that is always my fear, to see my idea already emblazoned by someone else! I am sure you will come up with something, looking forward to seeing it.

04.12.2025 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Got a bit carried away. There are two paintings today. First is Sable, a Pissant passant proper fimbriated argent. More simply, a black shield with an ant on it, the ant is coloured normally and has a white edge all round it. 'Passant' in heraldry refers to a beast in a walking pose, side-on, and is of course also French for 'passing'. 

The second shield is black-ish, with two white hands, one passing a golden baton to the other -  proof, if any were needed, that hands are difficult (but who is that mysterious person being passed the baton?). yes i know the hand receiving should be a *right* hand and not a left hand for it to make sense.

Got a bit carried away. There are two paintings today. First is Sable, a Pissant passant proper fimbriated argent. More simply, a black shield with an ant on it, the ant is coloured normally and has a white edge all round it. 'Passant' in heraldry refers to a beast in a walking pose, side-on, and is of course also French for 'passing'. The second shield is black-ish, with two white hands, one passing a golden baton to the other - proof, if any were needed, that hands are difficult (but who is that mysterious person being passed the baton?). yes i know the hand receiving should be a *right* hand and not a left hand for it to make sense.

4. Passing

#Heraldecember2025 #heraldry

(A second day of bonus shield!)

04.12.2025 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A reimagining of the badge of theRoyal Scots Dragoon Guards as a coat of arms

A reimagining of the badge of theRoyal Scots Dragoon Guards as a coat of arms

a white shield with two halves of a coconut shell. above it is a torse (wreath of cloth) over which is the crest, namely a swallow (unconfirmed African or European) laden with a coconut

a white shield with two halves of a coconut shell. above it is a torse (wreath of cloth) over which is the crest, namely a swallow (unconfirmed African or European) laden with a coconut

3. Cavalry

#Heraldecember2025 #heraldry

(Bonus extra shield today)

03.12.2025 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a white piece of card with scribbly writing as per the text of this post. below the text is a shield shape. the top third is red and in the centre of the red area is a silver platter on which rests a roasted bird (chicken/turkey). the red section looks like it is being tugged down into the lower, white part of the shield by a blond dog with a red collar. The dog will soon enjoy the feast, and no doubt still ask for its full dinner later as well. Good dog.

a white piece of card with scribbly writing as per the text of this post. below the text is a shield shape. the top third is red and in the centre of the red area is a silver platter on which rests a roasted bird (chicken/turkey). the red section looks like it is being tugged down into the lower, white part of the shield by a blond dog with a red collar. The dog will soon enjoy the feast, and no doubt still ask for its full dinner later as well. Good dog.

2. Feast

#Heraldecember2025 #heraldry

02.12.2025 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0