jordan

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de social media should have a distinction between “following because I like you” and”following to keep an eye on your ass”

if it runs in a web browser, it’s not an operating system, unless it’s running on top of a emulator running in a web browser

if it isn’t software at all, it _definitely_ isn’t an operating system, WTF are you talking about Jesse

my pet peeve is when people use “operating system” to refer to something other than software that manages hardware resources and provides an abstraction on top of them

I think the TMNT set is waaaaay more fun than Lorwyn, Lorwyn seems like such an “eat your vegetables” set, like fan service for the most annoying dude at the table

did well enough at #MTG draft night to win some cards for the first time

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de yeah wasn’t my idea, it was my friend’s 30th and he loves shit like that

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de shit was scary as hell, no lights at all, random giant holes in the floor, I noped out in like 5

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de I broke in there with a group of friends, a few years before it got demolished; we were able to get the fire escape stairs to come down and then went up to the roof and got into the building from there

so it looks like all those age verification laws that have been popping up are something Facebook is trying to buy for itself?

https://github.com/upper-up/meta-lobbying-and-other-findings

@merlin singing this to the tune of All Star

Garak: I’ve grown too mellow. I need to become lewd and immoral again.

Garak: I’ve grown too mellow. I need to become lewd and immoral again.

maybe it’s just me but if I was constantly being accused of being in the Illuminati, I wouldn’t build a Presidential Library that looks exactly like some hardcore Illuminati shit

a screenshot of the final screen of the game "moss moss" it says: fully mossed! you really mossed it all thank you for playing <3 32 leaves / 15 cats / time 44:80 game by Noel Cody

moss ascendant

https://noelcody.itch.io/moss-moss

either Caroline Cash has managed to win over the GoComics commentariat, or GoComics is finally doing some moderation

either development is unexpected

[re: Starfleet Academy speculation, thought process that maybe says more about my own childhood than the show]

why would this dude be so obsessed with stalking and ruining this family if he wasn't the father

[Starfleet Academy speculation]

about 80% sure at this point that they're gonna "Luke, I am your father this poor kid

@ifixcoinops I'm using a self-hosted copy of Plausible

urea prices double, piss hoarders looking pretty smart today

for real they should fire Andy, hire Quentin, and save a bundle on CGI, he could do it with just a lens filter basically

do some method acting shit and keep him damp and out of sunlight for a few months maybe

gonna write a browser extension that automates end-running around Bluesky's "This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in" smoke-up-yer-ass

dang I hate Patreon, if I'm paying money then why's everything gotta be a walled garden? why can these chucklefucks understand what RSS is for podcasts but not for posts? why does this app have its own goddamn messenger?

[IL9 congressional district]

if Fine is falling behind, does that mean I can vote my conscience instead of strategically?

at the end of Pokopia, your Ditto assumes the secret shape of God

today’s pronouns are fe/breeze

you know it’s laundry day when you don’t have clean clothes in any of the genders

[shit that still hangs around in my head from 5th(?) (maybe 3rd? maybe 6th?) grade music class]

thunder and lightning
thunder and lightning
wind
wind
rain and wind
sudden shower
sudden shower
hide
run and hide
run and hide
run and hide from the
(repeat)

kind of storm where the rain slows down and the sirens kick in

RAIN

[kickstarter link (not mine)]

selfishly sharing this because I want it to be made

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/drinkingquest/dazzling-dungeon-decks

Windows Server implies Windows Line Cook