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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I […] πŸŒ‰ bridged from ⁂ https://sometimes.social/@jordan, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de social media should have a distinction between β€œfollowing because I like you” and”following to keep an eye on your ass”

14.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if it runs in a web browser, it’s not an operating system, unless it’s running on top of a emulator running in a web browser

if it isn’t software at all, it _definitely_ isn’t an operating system, WTF are you talking about Jesse

14.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my pet peeve is when people use β€œoperating system” to refer to something other than software that manages hardware resources and provides an abstraction on top of them

14.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the TMNT set is waaaaay more fun than Lorwyn, Lorwyn seems like such an β€œeat your vegetables” set, like fan service for the most annoying dude at the table

14.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did well enough at #MTG draft night to win some cards for the first time

14.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de yeah wasn’t my idea, it was my friend’s 30th and he loves shit like that

13.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de shit was scary as hell, no lights at all, random giant holes in the floor, I noped out in like 5

13.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de I broke in there with a group of friends, a few years before it got demolished; we were able to get the fire escape stairs to come down and then went up to the roof and got into the building from there

13.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so it looks like all those age verification laws that have been popping up are something Facebook is trying to buy for itself?

https://github.com/upper-up/meta-lobbying-and-other-findings

13.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@merlin singing this to the tune of All Star

13.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Garak:  I’ve grown too mellow. I need to become lewd and immoral again.

Garak: I’ve grown too mellow. I need to become lewd and immoral again.

Garak: I’ve grown too mellow. I need to become lewd and immoral again.

13.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it’s just me but if I was constantly being accused of being in the Illuminati, I wouldn’t build a Presidential Library that looks exactly like some hardcore Illuminati shit

13.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the final screen of the game "moss moss"

it says:

fully mossed! 
you really mossed it all
thank you for playing <3

32 leaves / 15 cats / time 44:80
game by Noel Cody

a screenshot of the final screen of the game "moss moss" it says: fully mossed! you really mossed it all thank you for playing <3 32 leaves / 15 cats / time 44:80 game by Noel Cody

moss ascendant

https://noelcody.itch.io/moss-moss

13.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

either Caroline Cash has managed to win over the GoComics commentariat, or GoComics is finally doing some moderation

either development is unexpected

12.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[re: Starfleet Academy speculation, thought process that maybe says more about my own childhood than the show]

why would this dude be so obsessed with stalking and ruining this family if he wasn't the father

12.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Starfleet Academy speculation]

about 80% sure at this point that they're gonna "Luke, I am your father this poor kid

12.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@ifixcoinops I'm using a self-hosted copy of Plausible

12.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

urea prices double, piss hoarders looking pretty smart today

12.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

for real they should fire Andy, hire Quentin, and save a bundle on CGI, he could do it with just a lens filter basically

do some method acting shit and keep him damp and out of sunlight for a few months maybe

12.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gonna write a browser extension that automates end-running around Bluesky's "This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in" smoke-up-yer-ass

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dang I hate Patreon, if I'm paying money then why's everything gotta be a walled garden? why can these chucklefucks understand what RSS is for podcasts but not for posts? why does this app have its own goddamn messenger?

11.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[IL9 congressional district]

if Fine is falling behind, does that mean I can vote my conscience instead of strategically?

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at the end of Pokopia, your Ditto assumes the secret shape of God

11.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

today’s pronouns are fe/breeze

11.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you know it’s laundry day when you don’t have clean clothes in any of the genders

11.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[shit that still hangs around in my head from 5th(?) (maybe 3rd? maybe 6th?) grade music class]

thunder and lightning
thunder and lightning
wind
wind
rain and wind
sudden shower
sudden shower
hide
run and hide
run and hide
run and hide from the
(repeat)

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kind of storm where the rain slows down and the sirens kick in

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RAIN

11.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[kickstarter link (not mine)]

selfishly sharing this because I want it to be made

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/drinkingquest/dazzling-dungeon-decks

11.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Windows Server implies Windows Line Cook

10.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0