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Friday night:

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท vs ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช/๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ vs ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Saturday:

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท vs ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต vs ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช/๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด

12.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH

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12.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sexism is a bad look on you Blake

12.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I actually thought earlier โ€œso did we just give up on finding Savannah Guthrieโ€™s mom?โ€

12.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been suggesting that as an entry for โ€œwhat your man wants for a giftโ€ lists for YEARS

12.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shocking that the host of Guts could pull that off

12.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey if ur cis and u have any trans loved ones, maybe let them know u love them and are there for them whenever rn

26.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 180 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Nolan Arenado started at 3B for the U.S. in 2023 and is playing for Puerto Rico this time

12.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The eligibility rules are fluid

12.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dan Plesac, or JP Morosi?

12.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only know this show from TBS afternoons

12.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only episode of that Iโ€™ve ever watched was the one that aired after the Super Bowl because a girl I was trying to sleep with wanted to watch it while we were curled up on her couch

12.03.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social weโ€™re fine if Italy mercy rules them here, right?

12.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/brie...

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12.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, runs allowed divided by defensive outs

12.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depose the current administration, render them to a third country for prosecution and trial, pass an ample reparations and reconstruction package for the damage we caused

12.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re not Fleshlights

12.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Victor Vodnikโ€™s motion looks like he comes set and then really has to piss

12.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s how they get you

12.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An overreaction to Canada and Mexico getting into a fight over the unwritten rules of baseball by stealing while up

12.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ten fingers, ten toes, thatโ€™s all youโ€™re really hoping for

12.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok I seem to have missed something in the literature

12.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except Italy has scored a sixth run now

12.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, but I donโ€™t think anyoneโ€™s done the math contemplating what that looks like if it goes to extras

Italy mercy ruling Mexico still puts the U.S. through

12.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0