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YOU
WOULDN'T
CHOP
AN UNC

YOU WOULDN'T CHOP AN UNC

11.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALBUQUERQUE

11.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buffalo Bill?

11.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is that

11.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fesshole

Never follow up on drunk pub conversations. One morning my partner found laptop still on with google search for "Bonnie Langford naked". She can't stop laughing and has told all her friends.

Fesshole Never follow up on drunk pub conversations. One morning my partner found laptop still on with google search for "Bonnie Langford naked". She can't stop laughing and has told all her friends.

This is more like it

11.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all I can reach:(

11.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/mrps...

11.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

11.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You probably think I'm the Greasy Strangler

11.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Signage for "Excel Church"

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

09.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 238 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 28

Dipped

10.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's one of those on the way up Pendle Hill towards the steps

10.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

10.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Simpsons Bortposting group on Facebook has been posting about trains all day and I’ve been overjoyed watching it happen

09.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people say Rainbow Islands on the PC Engine is a good port and while it runs at 60fps and looks the part they’ve fucked around with the levels so much it’s terrible

09.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cave body ready

09.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

09.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames Alt: a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
08.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NICE BEAVER

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I use the quotes because half the articles on his blog are about the islams coming over here to do sharia law

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the local β€œjournalists” has tried to kick off a nimby campaign about a load of derelict buildings being knocked down to build an Aldi and all the replies are telling him to fuck off because the area is a shithole and they want something there that isn’t

08.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 737 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Appearing out of nowhere to disagree with me about the topic of discussion is enough to do it, why do they think they’ll survive shouting about something irrelevant

08.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#internationalwomensday πŸ’ͺ❀️

08.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

08.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy in a blue shirt says ha ha ha no in front of a hot dog machine Alt: a young boy in a blue shirt says ha ha ha no

Sprint race in China is 3am

08.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s massively unfair on Antonelli but I keep thinking β€œDick Dastardly and Muttley” #F1

08.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

George Russell, the quintessential Englishman making you cringe out of your own arsehole in his moment of triumph #F1

08.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0