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Tony Corsentino

@notalegalrecord.net

Protect libraries. Children are people. Abolish plenary adoption. Make streets safe for everyone. Trans rights are human rights.

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well, it's Mario Day.

here's a reminder of a really cool thing we did once with @tinybookshelf.itch.io

have fun, nerds.

10.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s like they talked to a guy who saw a picture of a bike once.

11.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Name a song you hated at first and now love

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 26
@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1789 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 14

space lighting used to be so beautiful

11.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity

10.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1132 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 44

Every word of this

11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A landlord complaining that she got a fine for not keeping the sidewalk clear? And expects public sympathy? Lmao

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish they could just make public transit free or some combo of both. I’m in the *Bay Area*, commute 25 mi round trip, & it would cost more than my car payment + insurance + (current) gas to take transit every day.
This is probably just going to result in even MORE people driving than usual

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone affected by this wants to find out what their legal recourse may be, I know some good class action lawyers.

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

That seems like such an odd request, honestly.

Let me state clearly (as I have many times before) that I see no beneficial use cases for synthetic text.

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11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the recent posts about bike rack designs are instructive, I think, for people who don’t often think about them. The designers of so many of the most common designs clearly have no idea what contemporary bicycles are shaped like.

10.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

one of my staff members just got up from her desk and smiled and said to me, β€œI’m going for a walk. I might not come back today.”
WE NEED MORE OF THIS ENERGY

10.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

just found out the catholics are freaking out about "AI" necromancy lmao

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

See also the US’s longstanding refusal to ratify the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child

10.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Abstentions:

β€’ Argentina
β€’ Paraguay
β€’ Iran
β€’ Iraq
β€’ Mali
β€’ Sudan

And even more than that -

AGAINST: United States

10.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

Evey Hammond: Does it have a happy ending?

V: As only celluloid can deliver.

10.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listening to the snowbank next to me rot and crumble over the course of the afternoon while replacing a water pump was just pure joy

10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so naturally, Hollywood professionals (elite level of the adopter class) loved it.

10.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway, my feeling about β€œJuno” goes beyond any assessment of it as a β€œgood” or β€œbad” movie. It’s a *curse* of a movie. A lie. A pernicious fantasy of what relinquishment actually is.

10.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

10.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trouble with β€˜Juno’ When Kateri McCann gave up her baby for adoption, she was a lot like the heroine of the hit movie β€œJuno”: young, starry-eyed, and in love with the idea of doing the best thing for herse…

one of my moots lost a child to #adoption and is centered in this piece. It’s extremely rare for birthparents to be centered in mainstream discussion of adoption.

www.chicagotribune.com/2008/02/21/t...

10.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nope, i’m also an Aries

10.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Writer of Juno??
OH DO I HAVE OPINIONS
πŸ₯š

10.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

stealing

10.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gnome riding a black cat at the edges of the forest in a stylized moody muted painting

Aries

Born to roam free
Dorxed to run meetings

Gnome riding a black cat at the edges of the forest in a stylized moody muted painting Aries Born to roam free Dorxed to run meetings

This is SO incredibly accurate.

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Weather app showing current temperature as 76 degrees F. β€œTomorrow's temperature is forecast to be MUCH COOLER than today.”

Weather app showing current temperature as 76 degrees F. β€œTomorrow's temperature is forecast to be MUCH COOLER than today.”

well, winter got *vaporized* today

10.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

when I had mine in my hands

I realized how misogynistic, anti-child, and absolutely bullshit our system is

My whole official original document was blank, save bio mom’s last name

I was purchased before I was born, see

So the og document didn’t need to be accurate

Bc who would that be for

10.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
driver going over a bike lane and onto sidewalk around a garbage truck

Garbage truck slows down important man forcing him to drive over the bike lane and onto sidewalk to get around - City looks to remove garbage service.

driver going over a bike lane and onto sidewalk around a garbage truck Garbage truck slows down important man forcing him to drive over the bike lane and onto sidewalk to get around - City looks to remove garbage service.

Garbage truck slows down important man forcing him to drive over the bike lane and onto sidewalk to get around - City looks to remove garbage service.

10.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

my settings ensure I’m reminded to include alt text before postingβ€”a reminder that, at this point, I only rarely need.

And I almost never repost an image without alt text. (I should bring the exception rate to zero.)

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0