𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘸𝘣𝘰𝘺 🤠🏁🐟🏈🎶🏒🔞

miranda lambert yesssss i wish i was in daytona

golly cannot wait for this race to state

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”

i didn’t care for either team just this is rough

poor patriot fans

best version of die with a smile ever done i said what i said

OMG LADY GAGA YESSSS

why are all the super bowl commercials for ai ?????

been absent cause life is crazy but i will be yapping about nascar every sunday even if i don’t post at all - sorry

i’m gonna deck kyle larson on march 8 mark my words

got a new phone but nothing has loaded on it yet and it’s been hours so i’m just using my old phone still 🫠

golly butter bread is so good

wooden bulletin board with whiteboard on yellow wall

wooden bulletin board on yellow wall with one door closed

wooden bulletin board on wall, fully closed, showing wood grain

pending buying this beautiful wood enclosed bulletin board/white board on marketplace 🤩 love buying pieces for our future dream home!

bought our dog a rubber chicken which he absolutely loves - i however am soooo overstimulated from its noise that he hasn’t stopped all day long 🫠

i miss my wife extra hard tonight not ringing the new year in next to one another is rough

i’m so depressed about denny hamlin’s dad 😔 so unfair to lose him in the fire when he was already not doing well i’m just heartbroken for him 💔

removed my living room christmas tree (and almost all the other decor through the house) just gotta pack it and take back to storage 🥲 i’ll miss you christmas season + gingerbread men

dog took my new gloves ran out the front door into the neighbors yard (under the barb wire fence) and left just one glove there 😤

sleeping away from my wife for the first time in i think almost ten years (i don’t know if i’ll fall asleep and i’ve been up since 3am) 😵‍💫

successful dropped my wife off at the airport today and the flight actually took off - so now i’m alone with our two dogs until she’s back at the end of january 🥲 i don’t like this at all 😭

hotel for christmas

oh lions 🥲

commanders lost 🥲 let’s go lions!!!! since i have no faith in the chiefs tonight 🫣

soul crushingly dropped my wife off at the airport this morning for an 11:30am flight - her flight got delayed and now won’t be leaving until the am so i’m driving back to the city to be with her (driving 300+ miles on christmas day is nothing right?) 🥲

so so sorry for your loss ally 😔 sending love and prayers to you and your family

been sick the last few days and haven’t eaten really or planned anything for the holiday meal so who knows what i’ll whip up tomorrow 🫠

yay yay yay !!! i’m so glad !!! i was so nervous sending a showgirl cd since i know lots of people bought all the variants but it’s my fav so i had to 🫣 merry christmas bestieee 🫶🏻🎅🏻🎄

bestieeeee it’s me i’m you’re secret santay 🎅🏻 and i literally dropped it off at the mail and realized i forgot a card and was like fuccckkk but i’m so glad it got to you before the holiday !!!! 🫶🏻

i wrote a song to try and be like (celebrity). check is out: i’m like a/an (noun) in a/an (adjective) part of new york city. everything is (color) when the sun is pretty. you’re too handsome like (celebrity), but you’re (adjective) like a/an (animal). i just want to (verb) when you come around. my (part of the body) makes a desperate sound. you’re (adjective) like an army of (plural noun). i’m soft and delicate like a/an (article of clothing). we go together like (type of food) and (type of liquid). we make everyone around us whisper (silly word). one day we’ll escape to (a place) where no one can (verb) us, but for now, let’s go (verb ending in “ing”) and make a fuss.

say the following to yourself in the mirror: (exclamation!) I am so (adjective). Everyone wants to be my friend, even (celebrity). I am going to plaster my face on the side of a/an (vehicle) so everyone in (City) can admire me. I am a/an (adjective) friend. That’s why I have (number) friends! My best friend (person you know), can tell you how awesome I am. I naturally smell like (type of food), and they’re making a perfume that smell smells like me called (silly word). How exciting! One day I’m going to live in a/an (type of building) in (city) with a pool of (type of liquid). I shine as bright as a/an (noun)! I am made of (color) glitter, and sunshine! Every day I (verb) around my house and scream “(exclamation!)”

did you see the latest post on Insta (noun)? A new album is coming! The album’s title is (noun) and it has a/an (color) cover. The album has (number) songs on it! Apparently the first single is a song about the singers’s best friend, (celebrity), and their summer living in (city) together. I heard this album is supposed to make us all want to (verb), but also (verb). I hope it keeps us (verb ending in “ing”) for the rest of our lives. There’s a brand new dance anthem called (“exclamation”). It has a dance to go with it where you shake your (part of the body) during the chorus. There is also a really (adjective) song called “(type of liquid) Dreams” that was recorded in the (a place) they had someone who is a/an (occupation) they’re the whole time to make sure the album was perfect. They are going to debut the new album at a huge concert in (country). I bet this means a new tour is coming up!

here’s a few pages of the taylor mad libs my santay sent me 🤩🫶🏻🥹

(also i did my best with the alt text!)