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Biohackers:
32M - Testosterone went from 350
→ 850 after a year of icing my balls
daily
I can’t turn Reddit notifications off, they’re like my personal daily tear-off calendar that gifts me a daily chuckle or a deep stare into the middle distance to contemplate…everything
14.03.2026 15:07
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I heard this to the tone of Boom Boom Pow
14.03.2026 04:18
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But I don’t need to be number 1 I’ll take top 10
13.03.2026 17:16
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Rigidity harms the brain too I just want a touch of risk about who’s going to propose on the field now and again
13.03.2026 17:16
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Okay you’re turning me into a sportsball person
13.03.2026 15:17
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Okay that’s crazy specific lolll
13.03.2026 15:08
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But I will totally allow for the fact that putting the betting in the phone is shifting even casual users into problematic ones. I have heard horror stories personally from clients. It just doesn’t pull me personally like that
13.03.2026 15:05
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Not the sportsball people getting involved lol.
Like I just reposted, you should have to go somewhere embarrassing to do it. Access should be difficult. Also me doing a couple silly bets a year max is like telling someone not to have wine with dinner on occasion.
13.03.2026 15:01
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I did say I only bet on the Super Bowl which is true most of the time but that was like casting a really sad penny wish into a moldy fountain and look what happened
13.03.2026 14:54
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I bet on the Kings to make the play-in in 2022 bc I was next door in KS and it wasn’t legal here yet and we had the best season in 17 years though so maybe I should start sports betting :(
13.03.2026 14:52
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The only time I gamble is the Super Bowl and they don’t let me do the fun ones (Gatorade color) legally anyway. I am going to win the Big Brain Wars
13.03.2026 14:51
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gambling was fine when you had to go somewhere kind of embarassing to do it
13.03.2026 14:26
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13.5% 🙂
12.03.2026 14:52
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Temper them
11.03.2026 22:53
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What, you expect me to have an expert mastery of the English language now
11.03.2026 22:51
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Hero is a strong word for my relationship to this man but I’ll allow use of the phrase
11.03.2026 22:32
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I’m embarrassed to say this one stung a little
11.03.2026 21:31
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Me or at least when I watched it with my mom as a kid (would rewatch)
11.03.2026 21:17
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Tired: Never ask a woman her age
Slightly less tired: Never ask a man his salary
Wired/Inspired: Never ask a baseball player his political opinions
11.03.2026 20:46
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Espresso martinis tonight bambinos
11.03.2026 04:21
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Hey man, that’s the movies for ya. A movie doesn’t have to be cinematic excellence to be an enjoyable time
I was bored to tears by Frankenstein (2025) so as far as this IP is concerned, I’d rather watch this again than the “better” movie of the two
11.03.2026 04:20
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Uh oh Kansas City Royal on Royal violence
11.03.2026 04:18
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What?? It wasn’t unwatchable! And I was entertained most of the time. I appreciate and respect the swing she took, I just think it was a huge mess.
11.03.2026 04:11
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Hmmm! I’m not sure about that…I’m not sure I liked the movie lolll
11.03.2026 04:05
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Kansas Citians there is a line you will enjoy in THE BRIDE!
11.03.2026 00:29
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Did a theater double feature of SIRĀT and THE BRIDE! and all I can say is what a perplexing day at the movies
11.03.2026 00:07
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I don’t participate in magical thinking too much unless it’s sports related but I’ve been convinced if I took them down I would be the fool in fool’s spring
10.03.2026 17:09
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I apologize to the KC metro but I caved and had to take my window “blankets” down. I can’t have fleece covering the windows meant to keep out drafts in an old house during a polar vortex when we have back to back days in the 70s. If March tricks us as it has many times in the past…I am sorry
10.03.2026 17:08
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I just love having him locally because I like to watch kids and adults embarrass themselves try to “race” his cartoon caricature around the video boards during Royals games lol. High eat warning track dirt potential
10.03.2026 03:12
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If hell has an infectious diseases floor
10.03.2026 01:50
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