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Only one other Heather Haavisto exists in America and she wasn’t the one annoying you on Twitter with this username

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An iPhone banner notification from the r/Biohackers subreddit that reads:

Biohackers:
32M - Testosterone went from 350
→ 850 after a year of icing my balls
daily

An iPhone banner notification from the r/Biohackers subreddit that reads: Biohackers: 32M - Testosterone went from 350 → 850 after a year of icing my balls daily

I can’t turn Reddit notifications off, they’re like my personal daily tear-off calendar that gifts me a daily chuckle or a deep stare into the middle distance to contemplate…everything

14.03.2026 15:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I heard this to the tone of Boom Boom Pow

14.03.2026 04:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I don’t need to be number 1 I’ll take top 10

13.03.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rigidity harms the brain too I just want a touch of risk about who’s going to propose on the field now and again

13.03.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay you’re turning me into a sportsball person

13.03.2026 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay that’s crazy specific lolll

13.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But I will totally allow for the fact that putting the betting in the phone is shifting even casual users into problematic ones. I have heard horror stories personally from clients. It just doesn’t pull me personally like that

13.03.2026 15:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not the sportsball people getting involved lol.

Like I just reposted, you should have to go somewhere embarrassing to do it. Access should be difficult. Also me doing a couple silly bets a year max is like telling someone not to have wine with dinner on occasion.

13.03.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I did say I only bet on the Super Bowl which is true most of the time but that was like casting a really sad penny wish into a moldy fountain and look what happened

13.03.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I bet on the Kings to make the play-in in 2022 bc I was next door in KS and it wasn’t legal here yet and we had the best season in 17 years though so maybe I should start sports betting :(

13.03.2026 14:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only time I gamble is the Super Bowl and they don’t let me do the fun ones (Gatorade color) legally anyway. I am going to win the Big Brain Wars

13.03.2026 14:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

gambling was fine when you had to go somewhere kind of embarassing to do it

13.03.2026 14:26 👍 82 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1

13.5% 🙂

12.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Temper them

11.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What, you expect me to have an expert mastery of the English language now

11.03.2026 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hero is a strong word for my relationship to this man but I’ll allow use of the phrase

11.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m embarrassed to say this one stung a little

11.03.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me or at least when I watched it with my mom as a kid (would rewatch)

11.03.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tired: Never ask a woman her age
Slightly less tired: Never ask a man his salary
Wired/Inspired: Never ask a baseball player his political opinions

11.03.2026 20:46 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1

Espresso martinis tonight bambinos

11.03.2026 04:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey man, that’s the movies for ya. A movie doesn’t have to be cinematic excellence to be an enjoyable time

I was bored to tears by Frankenstein (2025) so as far as this IP is concerned, I’d rather watch this again than the “better” movie of the two

11.03.2026 04:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh oh Kansas City Royal on Royal violence

11.03.2026 04:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What?? It wasn’t unwatchable! And I was entertained most of the time. I appreciate and respect the swing she took, I just think it was a huge mess.

11.03.2026 04:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hmmm! I’m not sure about that…I’m not sure I liked the movie lolll

11.03.2026 04:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kansas Citians there is a line you will enjoy in THE BRIDE!

11.03.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did a theater double feature of SIRĀT and THE BRIDE! and all I can say is what a perplexing day at the movies

11.03.2026 00:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I don’t participate in magical thinking too much unless it’s sports related but I’ve been convinced if I took them down I would be the fool in fool’s spring

10.03.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I apologize to the KC metro but I caved and had to take my window “blankets” down. I can’t have fleece covering the windows meant to keep out drafts in an old house during a polar vortex when we have back to back days in the 70s. If March tricks us as it has many times in the past…I am sorry

10.03.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just love having him locally because I like to watch kids and adults embarrass themselves try to “race” his cartoon caricature around the video boards during Royals games lol. High eat warning track dirt potential

10.03.2026 03:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If hell has an infectious diseases floor

10.03.2026 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0