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President: Any report regarding what's on page 47?
Ben: I believe I can help with that, sir.
President: So it's good?
Ben: Life-altering, sir. Jeffrey Epstein’s personal email address.

04.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pleaseeee 🫩

10.01.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can’t a bitch eat a tendie and a martini

10.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we can find this for you in like…Hell’s Kitchen?

09.01.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYa why, what’s up?”

08.01.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glam Award Best Bathroom goes to Good Judy

30.12.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad had it over Christmas. I’m having an Emergen-C like once a day.

30.12.2025 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying so hard to not πŸ₯²

29.12.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Into the Pan business. The rest did not hit for me, I fear…

14.08.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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chudai

26.07.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE

06.06.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bingo, Bitch! Hosted by Essa Noche every Wednesday at Loafers Cocktail Bar in Carroll Gardens

05.06.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So he’s a BAAABY

05.04.2025 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy hour.

14.03.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The New York Marathon but it’s just running from one end to the other of the new open-gangway G trains.

12.03.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real genres or like…pitchfork 9-word-long genres?

07.03.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I love a range. Why not both??

03.03.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But….why?

02.03.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It was laundry day who wants to help fold my laundry?

01.03.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me all week (my back is so stiff)

25.02.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your favorite station? Mines the Flame.

21.02.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this sounds incredibly unpleasant.…

21.02.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s giving Home Star Runner dot com

20.02.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I not part of the Lost watch group chat tf

19.02.2025 07:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Murphy loves Flow (2024)

12.02.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Tr*mp thinks the Mercator Projection shows the continents for how big they really are.

12.02.2025 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ§–πŸ»

10.02.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŒ¨οΈβ„οΈ

09.02.2025 05:04 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday 😌

08.02.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

St. Peter, patron saint of gatekeepers.

06.02.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0