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I put some clown Stolas keychain in my ACGgoods. And two prints.
Here you go ???

10.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes, BlitzΓΈ got lazy on the Fullmoon nights
πŸ˜ˆβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯
#helluvaboss #stolitz

10.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It's adorable Stolas likes it and even asked Striker how do you get your own theme song πŸ˜‚ He'd vibe hard if he had his own chorus

10.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The report of my death has been greatly exaggerated, here's Blitz
#art #helluvaboss

09.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Stolas sits at the I.M.P. reception desk holding a pen, his journal open in front of him. He's grinning and blushing and daydreaming. The thought bubble above his head shows that he's imagining himself wearing a frilly cooking apron with hearts on it. Blitz stands behind him, wearing a chef's uniform.

Stolas is holding a smoking hot skillet over a flame while Blitz holds onto his wrist, guiding him. Blitz's other hand is curled around Stolas' hip, as if holding him in place.

The pair are gazing at each other instead of the foodβ€” giving one another intense bedroom eyes. Stolas' beak is digging into his lower lip and Blitz has a confident smile. The background is pink and sparkly and romantic. 

Stolas is clearly writing one STEAMY scenario while on the job and we love to see that for him.

Stolas sits at the I.M.P. reception desk holding a pen, his journal open in front of him. He's grinning and blushing and daydreaming. The thought bubble above his head shows that he's imagining himself wearing a frilly cooking apron with hearts on it. Blitz stands behind him, wearing a chef's uniform. Stolas is holding a smoking hot skillet over a flame while Blitz holds onto his wrist, guiding him. Blitz's other hand is curled around Stolas' hip, as if holding him in place. The pair are gazing at each other instead of the foodβ€” giving one another intense bedroom eyes. Stolas' beak is digging into his lower lip and Blitz has a confident smile. The background is pink and sparkly and romantic. Stolas is clearly writing one STEAMY scenario while on the job and we love to see that for him.

Turning Up The Heat β€” a stolitz comic about cooking up misunderstandings

updates mon-wed-fri! ❀️‍πŸ”₯

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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DTIYS prize for @koyphon.bsky.social! Theme: slightly sad dream! he's not crying, it's just the rain πŸ˜ͺ
#stolitz

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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I had the absolute privilege of commissioning @paldo59.bsky.social for an art piece! I decided to ask for a sexy fighting BlitzΓΈ from my 20s au. Art by Paldo OBVIOUSLY and it's in the chapter if you want to see it in context! Link below!

#stolitzfics

08.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Characters from Helluva Boss. Loona and Octavia are apparently going out, and Stolas is asking Loona if she has her keys, credit card, charged her phone, to each of which Loona replies with an increasingly annoyed "Yes". Stolas apologizes saying "You know I just worry" to which Loona also answers "Yes." Meanwhile Blitz is dropping a knuckle brass, taser and a pepper spray which he specifies as "Wrathian grade" into bemused Octavia's bag, also remarking that they will get her a gun later.

Characters from Helluva Boss. Loona and Octavia are apparently going out, and Stolas is asking Loona if she has her keys, credit card, charged her phone, to each of which Loona replies with an increasingly annoyed "Yes". Stolas apologizes saying "You know I just worry" to which Loona also answers "Yes." Meanwhile Blitz is dropping a knuckle brass, taser and a pepper spray which he specifies as "Wrathian grade" into bemused Octavia's bag, also remarking that they will get her a gun later.

Doting dads. In two different flavors.
I had actually sketched this a good while ago, but somehow forgot.
#helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolitz #stolitzfamily #artpaw

08.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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i kept thinking about how stolas might be the only one that calms him down...

#helluvaboss #stolitz #blitzo #stolas #moxxie

08.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 498 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

BlitzΓΈ concerned face, it was too much even for him and that's a lot πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Young pookie without scars? πŸ‘€πŸ€­

07.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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A blep and a happy silly tail wag πŸ₯Ή I was blessed with some lizard cuteness

07.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy gremlin makes me happy πŸ¦ŽπŸ’–

07.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta love smut with a plot 🀭 that's my favorite type of stories too

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, I hope it willπŸ’–

07.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry it's being shitty, I got my body giving up on me and everything hurts so just existing is a pain (literally ha)

07.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really need that short today, I'm feeling like crap today and the day is not providing anything to improve it so far. Quite the contrary, and I'm getting snappy with 0 patience for anything or anyone πŸ˜‘

07.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if it's another pride, yeah. But we got very little info and I'd like him to be a bit different. He seems super chill in the merch drops art, happy bird.

07.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can save any Vass slander here, because I like him a lot and I'm not entertaining the fandom hate after he appeared 10 seconds in one chapter of season 2.

07.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#HelluvaBoss #Vassago

07.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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their first fight πŸ—―οΈ
i might turn this into a comic when i have more time #helluvaboss #stolitz

07.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish Vass is sloth, and he's a lazy ass representing a Sin we don't have yet haha. And that's why he's not there until s3 active doing stuff, he was just chilling until shit hit the fan πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dead of the night random thought. What will be Vassago's more representative sin? 🀭

Stolas is lust and BlitzΓΈ is pride, Loona Gluttony, MnM wrath. Via could've envy. Andre greed, Stella wrath.

I need more headcanons haha. Nuance is 1+ sins per char but I want main onesπŸ”₯

07.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so ready πŸ”₯πŸ’–

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Loona and Octavia from Helluva boss singing Spiritbox - Perfect Soul in a Karaoke Room

Loona and Octavia from Helluva boss singing Spiritbox - Perfect Soul in a Karaoke Room

Spiritbox - Perfect Soul
cm for my hubby~

15.01.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“š

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Stopping for today

06.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank youuπŸ’–

06.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ni pasaron 5 minutos desde que postee πŸ˜‚ las tetas son demasiado poderosas

06.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blitties wip πŸ‘πŸ‹

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1