The main issue with daylight savings is we keep pulling the banked hour out before it can accrue interest. We should keep adding one hour every year, never get it back, and then in 24 years we skip 2 days forward
I gave up, threw away all of my socks, and bought 30 of the same pair at Costco. Now I just have a sock drawer filled with 60 of the same sock
You can tell a movie is going to be some trashy faith-based schlock if it has 99% audience score on rotten tomatoes
You are pandering to your audience
If there was a case of sex trafficking of clowns, you would see L&O SVU and CPD (Clown Police Dept) arguing about jurisdiction and they would just be DUN DUN and HONK HONKing are each other
And too many syllables for a boring conclusion
Always raining
“Slampiece” seems like an awesome chess addition
Zach’s hot take: the moon and mars are the same thing
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
It snowed
Woke: For Men
“This time it’s personal”
So excited for his Sundance short to go public
Sundance wrap:
Undertone is the scariest movie I have ever seen
Saccharine is the Ugly Stepsister of this season
Homemade Gatorade: This Is How Things Are Now
Leviticus: It Follows, Call Me By Your Name Remix
Last Living Pickpocket In New York: RIP Redford, you made something magic
Would love a herring? Red, or whatever they have
Being at the last Sundance is making me sad. Any other film fests people recommend?
Horror movie where the answer is “have a calendar”
I would be the best Substance user
Thank you for asking the questions I am too afraid to ask
The son of the Benihana guy?
Want to say, it’s a good reminder to start using Signal if you aren’t already
signal.org
Slow start but it’s a start #52frames
Old man snowboard season day one
How do people know if they were visited by three ghosts to teach them about the flaws of their greedy, inhumane practices, or if they just had a regular melatonin nightmare?
Be careful, you might just raise a $15m round for an AI startup with that pitch
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social sounds like you need to get really good at a cappella and vocals for the peasant
