johnny skeet badd

a quick tug with the boat>>>

idk if the coverage would be robust enough to avoid poop splash damage but mine definitely keeps metal chips from the lathe out of my eyes

time to invest in some stylish ANSI Z87+ eyewear

My neighbor told me Iranian mines keep eating his ships so I asked how many ships he has and he said he just goes to the port and gets a new ship afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ships to mines and then his daughter started crying.

yeah the wal-mart years of royals fandom were great for affordability, being able to roll up day of and pay single digit dollars per ticket was great

me having lived through the Wal-Mart Years

all i want in life is to find myself in a coffee shop line ahead of this asshole so i can ask the barista to make me an iced coffee the way i make mine at home. it's a space- and time-intensive process that he is not allowed to complain about because it results in plain coffee on ice

He created a monster: How Fake Patty’s Day came to be When he got the idea for Fake Patty’s Day in 2007, Pat Atchity had no idea he was going to create one of the biggest college parties in the country.

oh no, it's actually worse, they made this whole thing up because the city moved the parade into spring break one year

i spent it being very cautious at every street/parking lot crossing when i went for a walk, because yesterday was a made-up holiday that the local bars invented because they miss out on the money from st patty's when all the students leave town for spring break, and every year it's a shitshow

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the stroke you're about to have is gonna be legendary

coke rebranding from pibb xtra back to mr. pibb means somebody at corporate said "no more nonbinary pibbs"

"$5 gas in my 8mpg brodozer is a price i'm proud to pay for freedom"

i think you could count the number of times i made non-superficial changes to a paper between first draft and final copy on one hand

i don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but i do believe that god's got a sick sense of humor and when i die i expect to find him laughing

it hurts them more that the other contender for that title is their crosstown rival that's on their way to to winning the league with vintage Big 10 tactics

i think it's great that the #1 or #2 team for american PL fans is headed straight to the championship

a man in an albion jacket sits in a chair ALT: a man in an albion jacket sits in a chair

me when i saw they signed tudor

every time i tagged you in one, i heard the voice coming from my left shoulder

in the great bun of R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming

obviously.

i would accept knicks/pacers.

i am Teshing so fucking hard right now

news? you mean AI "repost this brave troop for birthday blessings from baby jesu" image slop, right?

everything i make from here on out is getting marketed as "made with 100% organic stupidity", i swear

Aww yeah!

i thought they probably could have gotten him for cause over Moore too!

my first thought was "they didn't already have an active investigation into him over the last bullshit?"

they know your #brand too

so, par for the entire movie ecosystem the last 20 years?