SigmundFrood

“What books have you read?”
“There were no books”.

Jesus.

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Where’s the little picture of Stan Kelly?

A picture of British discount store Poundland

I kinda like the dinosaur guy, but mostly I like the dinosaur.

A tattoo of Wolverine on my forearm. He is wearing blue and yellow, in the Jim Lee style, against a red background. He is seen from the waist up, with one arm held up and his claws extended. He is grinning.

Got some new ink done yesterday!

Making someone feel shitty about the things they enjoy is not the flex you think it is.

Vegeta over 9000 meme but it says “the dow is over 50,000”

Oh sweet a grenade!

Sounds like you know about as much as those clowns in the rethuglicans! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

I’m so excited for the dems to run Booker

They took French food and made it good.

I’m so torn. I already have the figure unless it’s a new sculpt, but I absolutely am drooling over the accessories.

Any info on when these go up for PO? I can’t not get He/Him-Man and Battle Cat.

Achewood 11/2/2007 [[Roast Beef and Ray are walking side by side]] Ray: So, like, the king used to have someone taste his food to make sure it wasn't poison, you know? Roast Beef: I've heard that yeah Ray: But what if the food taster knew to only eat a certain part that didn't have poison in it? What if it was a cahoots-type situation? Roast Beef: Well the taster probably operated on the understanding that if the king died an he didn't they'd go ahead and kill him too. Ray: Man, that is way smart of an analogy. Kings were clever as HELL. Roast Beef: Kings were raw. Ray: How do you even get to be king, anyway? Roast Beef: Just punch hell of suckers in the mouth and tell chicks straight up that you like them [[Ray stops and has a contemplative look on his face]] Ray: That's what the craziest dudes used to get sent to separate high school for! Roast Beef: Schools are exactly designed to keep dudes from becoming kings Ray: Now I'm actually wonderin' if I even LIKE kings, man. I'll see you later, I got to take stock.

I went to Target tonight and a security guard was beating up a guy at the door for trying to steal a bottle of coke.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Also to everyone all “well they’ll just replace him” no they won’t. They would have done that already. He is not an asset to the movement, but everyone knows this shit collapses without him.

FUCK! SHIT!

FUCK! SHIT!

Do me! I want a perfect name, too!

God that’s so good. How could anyone get mad? You could make a career in 70s throwback porn with just that name.

Narrator: WHAT THE MOST YOU'VE EVER SPENT ON A RESTAURANT MEAL SAYS ABOUT YOU Narrator: in comic form T-Rex: ONE HA'PENNY: you lived in history times and are dead now!

Dromiceiomimus: ONE DOLLAR: you eat very little and hopefully lived in the past too. T-Rex: TEN DOLLARS: still quite frugal! Are you good at the economy, or are you another past person? If you lived and died in the time of Charlemagne, you have to tell us.

T-Rex: ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS: wow, a fancy meal! But I guess we're all allowed one ONCE in a while. Utahraptor: Sure! Utahraptor: FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS: this is getting to once-in-a-lifetime space. T-Rex: Or MAYBE they're eating FIVE hundred-dollar meals all at once, thereby banking 'em for the week! Utahraptor: You shouldn't do that, T-Rex. T-Rex: I HAVE FREE WILL!!

Off panel: ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS: you're either rich or from the future, where everything's expensive. T-Rex: OR, you ate TEN fancy meals all at once, thereby banking 'em for TWO weeks. Yum! Off panel: ...T-Rex. T-Rex: MY WILL, SHE IS FREE

some days you just want to write a comic that will become instantly dated. greetings, future readers - remember when spending more than $100 on eating out was REMARKABLE??

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Like lying about enjoying life?

A selfie of me. I am red haired, wearing a greenish sweatshirt and sitting in a chair with a very loud tropical pattern. Behind me is a shelf of Transformers toys.

Fresh haircut and he even made my mustache look good.

There’s too much goddamned money out there.

Image: Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park theworldisanapple-youareaseed congrats it's a bat toothpast [delighted bat noises]

I was reminded of a favorite thing and so

Huge fan of goggles over lenses, Viper style.

Dilbert stands in a pasture behind a table with a tombstone on it. The tombstone says "RIP BOZO" and has an image of a sad clown. Caption reads, "dilbert tools."

Shit, that kind of owns.