Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is super-obsessed with projecting an image of himself as some kind of Alpha Top Dog Lethal-As-Shit Warfighter™ — but let’s get real. the only thing Pete’s ever killed with his own bare hands has been a fifth of whiskey. and, of course, nothing says I’m the manliest hombré to ever punch war in the face more than stamping your foot and holding your breath until you turn blue because your precious fee-fees got all hurted and stuff.

Plastered Pete Kegstand is big mad at photographers for making him look like the dickbrained clown he is. I cover this and all the other dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," my every-Saturday round-up. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION to reading it. link is here: bit.ly/4bH0sOB

Trump: "And now I, as the 47th President of the United States, am killing them.
What a great honor it is to do so!
Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Trump is the deranged scumbag.

Pedophile Protector!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

The Middle East is on fire, UK military bases are under attack, energy prices are going through the roof and the official opposition is spending its week wanging on about pictures of otters
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/kemi-baden...

Here is a tale of ordinary misogyny.

Except it isn’t. This man is a barrister who has been warned before, and who feels so secure, that he provides his chambers contact in his Twitter profile.

Here is the Tweet, please follow the thread:

Funny that Trump keeps threatening Iran and they keep laughing in his face 😂

I see Trump in handcuffs, very soon, potentially at the end of April

Here’s Nigel Farage when he told you it was all so easy.

Now he’s saying he wish he “hadn’t bothered”.

Snake oil salesman.

UTFT

Every news source other than US News says everything Trump says is not accurate. Stopping short of calling him an outright liar.

Daily Mail front page regurgitating Badenoch’s claim that appointing Mandelson USA ambassador makes Starmer ‘unfit to govern’.

And the co-host of Peter Mandelson’s drinks reception before last year’s White House Correspondents Dinner was…

Nigel Farage said the ban on handguns brought in after Dunblane was “ludicrous” and should be lifted, arguing handguns ought to be legalised and licensed again.

The man is deranged, he won't be happy until school shootings are happening in the UK again.

@the_meghanining - Conservatism: the intense fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is inferior is being treated as your equal.

They'll call it tradition but this is what they mean

DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK.

COVERUPS WON’T WORK.

NOT EVEN WAR.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

They’re still going to be blaming Biden in 2028 🫠

billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that. the clownfuckery is off the charts

here's today's post: "billions wasted on an illegal war, but at least Marco Rubio’s shoes don’t fit. so there’s that."
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So Let's recap for a second time.

Donald Trump is not only not protecting the USA.

He's not protecting our soldiers.

He's allowing Russia to put bounties again on the heads of our soldiers , just like HE DID HIS FIRST TERM.

he's also stopping or slowing sanctions.

WHO EXACTLY DOES HE WORK FOR?

This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

Almost nobody in the media reported on the former Tory Government's sweeping power grab of the electoral commission. This week Labour have announced that they will reverse what Boris Johnson did and return the commission to independence.

Ofcourse Labour will get absolutely no credit for doing this

Looks like The Express wrote the headline before the conference happened.

It’s clear now that they were due to announce someone like Kate Hoey, and it didn’t happen, leaving them with a defector that no one knows.

It’s embarrassing.

He spells his words how he speaks them

I would now invite you all to look at the graphic on the left and the reality of the situation and ask you to join me in laughing your head off.

He’s a prick

I remember when ‘Brexit Means Brexit’ became a way for silly people to insist that they supported something they could neither justify nor explain. Obviously the context is very different, but something similar is already happening with the ‘war’ in Iran. And it’s mostly the same people doing it.

Nigel Farage said today, I’m not interested in public opinion. Just think about that for a while.

Desi Lydic Foxsplains the not-war in Iran that Trump didn't start and also already won

oh my dear sweet lord, Donny Convict just dragged Little Miss Hair Extensions out back to the gravel pit. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

folks, please read my in-depth analysis of the firing of Kristi Noem. many people are saying it's a post like no one thought possible. it may be my greatest post ever. link is here: bit.ly/4cOlsnV

Kristi Noem has been fired and replaced by the dumbest US Senator.

Newcastle have imminently threatened to win the league for 99 years.

I’ll have some of that.