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a cartoon character from south park says no kitty that 's a bad kitty ! Alt: a cartoon character from south park says no kitty that 's a bad kitty !

O, the felines!

I wouldn’t worry - soon, there’ll be no money at all 😏

I am old and should be rendered down for energy to feed the machines.

Point me to the nearest Government Approved Carousel.

He seems to want to “sort” his family as if he knows the End is approaching

Hadn’t thought Kate wanted to move?

Brine’s settling his family’s affairs

#TheArchers

Indeed 😏

I know!

Sweet Itch. GPS know a lot about Sweet Itch, eh?

#TheArchers

E’en all

*sips from the tankard of twonks*

#TheArchers

God, yes

Ahem

Hawthorns in leaf above bluebells

Lots of fresh young hawthorn leaves out around here

My favourite of all trees, as I say every year (this from a May in a previous year)

😍

😔

Ah, but trespass…😏

Absolutely!

😔

Everywhere!

If there was only some way to harness Mandelson's chutzpah to power the grid we could avoid an energy crisis.

I’ve had a productive day - every joint/join in the conservatory has been cleaned!

I’ll probably turn up to t’ai chi tomorrow unable to move!

Still - a good distraction from world crap

Xx

Oh lord - I’m glad you’re feeling better but is it likely to reoccur?

Politics latest: First set of Mandelson files released The government has published internal documents related to Keir Starmer's decision to appoint Mandelson as ambassador to the US. Follow the latest.

Tranche 🙄

Mandelson asked for £500,000 severance payment 🫥🫥🫥

Bummox

Sorry 😔

That would be marvellous

I agree, Dan - a millionaire’s playground it seems to me

This particular claimant seems not to have had much, er, civil litigation knowledge

Hope the costs order is enforceable & enforceable in the UK!

Language incoming

A responsible media would ask “Which is it, wanker?”

Or words to that effect

Oh no!! Heart racing or pain or? 😳

A tax barrister sued me personally for £8m for libel after we linked him to a tax avoidance scheme.

Today the High Court struck out the claim, granted summary judgment, and ruled it was a SLAPP. The judgment is highly critical.

Wonderful! I’m sorry he made you go through that

Just the pits - extremely painful!

Spain to launch tool to monitor hate on social media, PM Sanchez says MADRID, March 11 () - Spain will launch a tool to measure hate speech on digital ‌platforms as part of a broader strategy ‌to increase oversight of social media companies, Prime Minister Pedro ​Sanche...

The tool, called HODIO (Spanish for Footprint of Hatred and Polarisation), will track the presence, spread, and impact of online hate speech as part of a broader oversight of SM platforms.

Results will be made public to show how platforms respond to harmful content.