The Average "iPhone is better than Android" Experience
15.03.2026 02:14
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The Average "iPhone is better than Android" Experience
"Here at Linus Media Group, we like to watercool things, and you know what overheats faster than your CPU using a stock cooler from 1995? Furries.
today we're gonna be water-cooling furries fast! ..Faster than this segue to our sponsor!
Bad Dragon."
Did you hear about the beer company that made the largest vinyl album???
It was a Guinness World Record.
@kitteemortis.bsky.social is best kitty!
Why are Christians so obsessed with Lint? Is this why you gave up meat?
you should Czech on that to make sure!
FUN FACT:
In the game Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, Martin Septim sacrifices himself and dies at the end of the main story. This is a subtle nod from the developers that Martin is played by Sean Bean and therefore has to die.
your daily reminder that Pikachu is worth more than that "other" mouse.
Discord didn't just shoot themselves in the foot, they shot themselves in the foot, sawed off their arm and set themselves on fire xD
no, got it from Amazon
Was this at Costco??
i work at a movie theater!
sounds like a shitty job
A lot of people are moving to Stoat i hear
🎵Cuz I got spurs! That jingle jangle jingle!🎵
The cost of games made by Sega have increased drastically since the 90s and after they stopped producing consoles. Don't believe me? Just google Sonic the hedgehog inflation
BREAKING NEWS: Anthrocon for 2026 has been to moved from Pittsburgh to a small town in the mountains!
it was a boobie trap!
Clown feet scare me!
Can you shoe them away for me?
Come play Silent Hill 2!
it has such memorable characters as.....
Dollar Store Leon S Kennedy
Dead wife
NOT Mary
Little girl
and.....
Crazy pizza guy
"I want Leon S Kennedy!"
Mom: we got Leon S Kennedy at home.
Leon S Kennedy at home:
Been playing Silent Hill 2 xD
that's a different House xD
your daily friendly reminder that Mr House was born in 2020. He's literally a gen alpha kid with an ipad saying 6 7
Fallout 4 DLC in a nutshell:
Go raid some settlements i guess, lol (0/10)
Fallout New Vegas DLC in a nutshell:
THE LOBOTOMITE RETURNS! 👁️👄👁️ (11/10)
if Fuze was Santa Claus
child: I want an xbox!
Santa Fuze: Here you go!
child: *opens present* ...Star Trek 5 the Final Frontier?
Santa Fuze: You're welcome!
Met THE William Shatner! #StarTrek #GalaxyCon
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