”Please shut the fuck up”
11.03.2026 17:24
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”Please shut the fuck up”
Check out bsky.app/profile/digs... – there are so many more than 14 now!
Yeah. But at least the Kakapo have a success story!
A lego set featuring Luigi from Mario Bros, sitting in a cart with his fist raised LEGO: It's Luigi Time! 23 hours ago ... more 15K
damn straight it is comrade LEGO social media team
Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center
A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big
hmm
Lol Trump guesses peoples shoe size and order shoes for them and the clowns wear them
Jag är inte säker på att Dan Park är nazist ”på riktigt” men det spelar också absolut ingen roll om han propagerar och demonstrerar för och med nazister att han gör det for the lulz
I mean they might just be into watersports, orgasm denial and cbt and in that case I just wish they’d keep it a little more private
“I deny myself all the pleasures in life” great! You don’t deserve them!
“I’m not wearing SUNSCREEN and at STARE into the SUN” good. Really. Keep at it.
I personally think it’s awesome that some of the worst people alive (manly “health” influencers) practice ”semen retention”, ”ball slapping” and are drinking their own piss. I can’t think of someone more deserving.
”As zoologists and botanists explore new areas, scrabbling to record the mere existence of species before they become extinct, it is like someone hurrying through a burning library desperately trying to jot down some of the titles of books that will now never be read.”
”The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.”
”have a well-deserved reputation for being something of a gadget freak, and am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand.”
”Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”
I like the ones that are from non-fiction. Last chance to see have some bangers:
”We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying.”
» If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat «
Three on each sides, perfectly stable
I feel like it would make modern warfare a little more whimsical if they used slime cannons to take down killer drones
Has anyone tried goop based weapons on drones ?
They’re like “olala we eat dinner really late” and it’s like no, you eat dinner the same time as everyone else in your time zone, but Franco was a Hitler fanboi
what do you mean Spain has the same time zone as Germany because of fascism it’s too stupid
Do you know how hard it would be to eat a billion dollars
Whatever do you mean
John Dillerman with his very long penis, that is holding a can of lighter fluid and pouring it on the grill
no that’s just the fabric I think but I wouldn’t put it past the danish. Here it’s holding the lighter fluid.
John Dillerman, a danish children’s tv character with a very long penis. He’s dressed in a red and white striped onesie that also covers the (again, very long) penis, that is also holding a tennis racket that he is playing against. He’s playing tennis against his own, prehensile, penis
this you?
Looks like someone with a long penis
Shrimp shhriromn
