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He/him The downfall of western civilization. Many cultural references in a trench coat. Here’s my germ DM it’s a new and cool thing: https://ger.mx/A_Nftg_VmXDOKMk7yR7Hn2ojqhT9jVbDI6KiA_IZQrIF#did:plc:r2cewtsd4jgmyohtvb6muzug

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How's that gonna happen if you're a slave to it

13.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're the goat at cat rescue

13.03.2026 15:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get you a girl who can hold your murder knife in her cleavage

13.03.2026 15:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That said I'm more immediately worried about my teenage stepkids and the draft.

13.03.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How much deciding are we talking? Mine are both oopsies.

13.03.2026 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pure speculation that's the attitude of a guy who's had some very questionably consensual sexual encounters.

13.03.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw something calling it antisemitism like that absolves everyone else. The antisemitism seems pretty obvious, but that doesn't mean it can't also be motivated by American war crimes. Not remotely mutually exclusive.

13.03.2026 15:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol if he wants Epstein's cell this would be the way to go.

13.03.2026 15:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Adopt a well-mannered dog who leaves the room when you fuck"

13.03.2026 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you were a grunt and you don't understand irony and theater there's zero hope for you

12.03.2026 20:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if we could think of a way to wring cash out of the rich like they've been doing to us since forever? Possibly with a hydraulic press or industrial shredder?

12.03.2026 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you seriously trying to keep criminals from getting ripped off? I hope the hacker gets that bag like nobody's gotten that bag before.

12.03.2026 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He looks like how young Anthony Corleone was completely powerless in all the events of godfather pt 2

12.03.2026 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's immersive as hell and still feels good to play on controller. And the "one more run" thing is so true. You can't put it down. Also one things I could never do in Destiny was balance doing something difficult with time commitment. This caps at 20 minutes per run so I can self abuse just fine.

09.03.2026 14:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't think I'd enjoy it and I absolutely love it.

07.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@aproustian.bsky.social you looked at marathon?

07.03.2026 06:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I can’t bring soup.

07.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tried getting my kids to watch this and had to settle for the dookie scene

07.03.2026 05:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A screenshot from IMDB. It’s a list of movies from 1985, and the top 5 are raiders of the lost ark, das boot, evil dead, the road warrior, and escape from New York.

A screenshot from IMDB. It’s a list of movies from 1985, and the top 5 are raiders of the lost ark, das boot, evil dead, the road warrior, and escape from New York.

A “movies made the year you were born” post is too hard hiw are y’all doing this

07.03.2026 05:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I shit my pants for authenticity

07.03.2026 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does it make any difference that it never lost?

Actually nvm they're all stupid metaphors and references. I'm so tired of these dorks. Keep Tolkien out of your fucking mouths.

06.03.2026 17:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

render unto little caesar that which is hot and ready

06.03.2026 17:39 👍 55 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0

Dude may be talking shit but it's not like walking into someone else's mountains ever goes great. I've got one boy who's 18 and one who's 16 and I cannot fucking believe I have to worry about a draft when this is the most non problem that there ever was.

06.03.2026 17:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to follow along with someone a few desks away in the big computer room in college and say out loud "dude what?" and wreck their whole train of thought.

06.03.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Editing right behind someone's cursor

06.03.2026 17:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww he knows what year he was born and wants to mutually orally pleasure someone and has no idea what the Internet is what a dumb fuckin baby

05.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is he on here I always need someone else to hate on lunduke with

26.02.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's hilarious and depressing that a bunch of people trying to free the world from business assholes just made them billions

26.02.2026 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The open/closed source software fight is essentially a spectrum on rejecting capitalism or embracing it disguised as literally anything else. Most people just have shit to do and don't want to fight over GPL 2 vs 3 vs MIT or whether the kernel has gone woke or fucking kill me

26.02.2026 15:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Young women" energy

26.02.2026 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0