Do you ever wonder what Baudrillard would think about the fact that the noise made by electric cars (which are basically silent) is a more-or-less completely artificial sound projected through speakers and required by law, arbitrarily made to sound like an angel choir trapped in a spaceship engine?
hitting the blunt and screaming to exhale
Ships and boatsβ¦ for minesβ¦ allegedlyβ¦ thereβs a βMine Craftβ joke here somewhere goddammit
Okay yeah, sure, dead internet theory.
What about: Fed Internet Theory? Thatβs right. Everyoneβs a fed. 99% of internet is just fed sock puppet accounts talking to each other.
What do we think? Let me know in the comments belowβdonβt forget to like and subscribe!
Twice! (well at least weβll always have norstr, The Site Where You Can Zap Sats On The Snort Client)
When you forget which market manipulation play you were supposed to execute right before the closing bell
FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social β’ 3m TRUMP WARNS IRAN ON HORMUZ MINES "If Iran has placed any mines in the Hormuz Straitβand we have no reports that they have-they must be removed immediately! Failure to do so will bring military consequences the likes of which have never been seen. If they remove them, it will be θ΄ β’ β’ β’ FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social β’ 4m Trump: If Iran has put mines in the Hormuz, we want them removed - Truth Social 4
Trump: Removing possible mines will be step in right direction. Trump: If mines are not removed forthwith, military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social β’ 2m *TRUMP: IF IRAN HAS PUT MINES IN THE HORMUZ WE WANT THEM REMOVED
Trump: We have no reports of Iran putting mines in the Strait of Hormuz. 1 ... FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social β’ 1m DONALD TRUMP WARNED THAT IF IRAN HAS PUT MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, THEY MUST BE REMOVED NOW. HE STATED THAT NOT DOING SO COULD LEAD TO MILITARY ACTION "AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE." - TRUTH SOCIAL 2 FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social β’ 2m DONALD TRUMP SAID IF IRAN HAS PLACED MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ THEY MUST BE REMOVED IMMEDIATELY, WARNING THAT FAILURE TO DO SO WOULD TRIGGER MILITARY CONSEQUENCES "AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE." - TRUTH SOCIAL 3 1 ... ...
Getting some mixed messages here on this whole mines thing
Set up a deus-ex-machina escape from the Oedipal triangle with by way of some woman who has no discernible baggage except for the fact that sheβs subtly suggested in canon to maybe be his momβs friend? No, that canβt be itβ¦
And then you realize OH THATβS why they progressively rewrote Asukaβs character into some unrecognizable shadow of the original over the course of the rebuilds. Of COURSE, it was one big strategic gambit necessary toβ¦ uhhhβ¦ actually I really donβt know what they meant to accomplish with that
Navy said βyeah, noβ
>pull up in the Honda crv
>get all the way out of the car to squeeze off some handgun rounds from well outside the hold-off perimeter of a fortified building
>no human target in sight, presumably
>get back in crv, drive away
WHAT
Nobody hit, apparently, this is all so weird it almost sounds like if you were planning a really halfassed false flag or something
Shots fired at US Consulate in Toronto, Canada JEANINE SANTUCCI, USA TODAY Updated 12:59 pm EDT Mar. 10, 2026 Police in Toronto, Canada, are investigating after shots were fired at the U.S. Consulate building early the morning of March 10 in what authorities are calling a "national security inci-dent."
Ermm okayyyyyy
This is about Chained Sawman but it is also a metatextual negation of the phallic deathward Oedipal thrust of narrative itself, and by extension language and subjectivity, and conseqently, reflexively critiques and renders ultimately null and meaningless this very statement
Every Thing Is Commentary And No One Has Any Thing To Say
Derealization? Not much, whatβs de real with you?
Iβm not even convinced adhd is real I think this world might have just been designed to only be survivable by sociopathic idiots on speed
I need this shit to have some clean physiological basis that can either be excised or dispose of me quickly, like a brain tumor, Iβm tired of having to think through mud and beg a shrink for meds for a close enough diagnosis that barely work Iβm tired of fighting a miasma thatβs always out there
Love too be off my meds this shit feels like when you sit on your leg and it goes numb except instead of my leg itβs my brain Iβve gotten nothing done and can summon no sense of urgency lol
bsky.app/profile/oluf...
Francis Fukuyama V @FukuyamaFrancis X.com North Korea Was Right About Nuclear Weapons North Korea Was Right About Nuclear Weapons
Peep the author of this post
βWe will now forcibly exorcise the demon that we summoned into the Pentagon through a spreadsheet, who has a uniquely notable history of acting in vengeful and creatively extortionate ways when told its services will no longer be needed.β
βExecuting order 6-7, mutilizationizing Claude from all government hardwareβ
Fawn with its head against a tree. Text reads "stupid stupid stupid"
oughhhh
@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like π― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up
Thinking about the 60 emoji again
Hate that awkward seasonal changeover when I never know whether I should be in my winter depression or my spring depression. Is it still gauche to switch over now that weβve done daylight savings and all? Do I even want to? Ugh
2016: mocking libs on the internet for their preoccupation with mocking the typos in Trumpβs posts rather than engaging with the egregious content therein
2026 (visibly enfeebled, having lived through what feels like several centuries of the most asinine bullshit imaginable): haha. he said covfefe
mf said βmutilizationβ
Phone wallpaper if you want it
Are they afraid heβs going to notice that theyβre suddenly walking a bit too spryly, not grimacing nearly enough from the blisters?
