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Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. πŸ“·: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. πŸ”ž: @altymcpornalt.bsky.social. πŸ”—πŸŒ΄: https://linktr.ee/Triske

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That was my nickname in remedial college algebra.

11.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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an artist 's impression of a futuristic landscape with a red barn and a tractor ALT: an artist 's impression of a futuristic landscape with a red barn and a tractor

The BBC if Jeremy Clarkson weren’t a cunt

11.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ways to get to street paul minnesota without gasoline search google

11.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

estrogen is magic 🩷

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 4224 πŸ” 718 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

Can this be the thing that kills them already

11.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but there better be booze

11.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dildo conclusion to a dildo piece.

"You are either an idiot or a genius"
"You can recognize great human writing - which is clunky and mistaken btw"
"Human idiosyncracies and personal taste are errors the wonderful machine can iron out"

Not even a good dildo. This silly plastic thing got No Veins.

11.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Hiiiiii

11.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 12722 πŸ” 3774 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6
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#minipainting update:

Busted out whatever the hell this is in two hours. Think the lighting here doesn’t show it off well, but skill at building up layers on skin is picking up. Need to get better on managing blended paints. You don’t want to see what this wet palette looks like.

10.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are cringe, sorry

10.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remembered that I have enjoyed *one* anime, but that anime is Hamtaro, which raises more problems than it solves

10.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
The Parched Pug

The Parched Pug

Reminder that our event takes place in a board game bar, which can accommodate 60-70 human-sized people.

10.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get how all of you are supposed to fit in a single shoebox tbh

10.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone want to recommend albums for my 6-hour drive to Shoesboxes?

10.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Enough People were interested! Here’s the surprise card!

Oh do I have such ideas for this! There’s one in particular I would love to do πŸ‘€

Want a full art foil Platinum Angel? For only 100$ it’s yours!

I *might* be able to get it done by shoebox if you’re going, but no promises.

Like & share!

09.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it's a shiny too

09.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what's a pokemon

09.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again struck down with a horrible case of "want to make a cosplay for an anime convention, but besides all the other responsibilities precluding this massive undertaking, I have also never enjoyed a single anime in my life"

09.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

(pushes a heaping mound of Comedy Points to the betting window) Scorsese & Anderson in the finals and Anderson takes it

09.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MOUSEKA-GIGER 

[photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar]

... AsΒ  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! 

Gary Randall 

4094 Glenalbyn Dr. 

Los Angeles, CA 90065 

PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

MOUSEKA-GIGER [photo of HR Giger in a mouseketeer hat and holding an Oscar] ... AsΒ  fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I’m sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger! Gary Randall 4094 Glenalbyn Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90065 PHOTO: GARY RANDALL

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 18

People have already explained, but similar and equally important is β€œlast person theory” (the idea that Trump does not/cannot give a shit about 90% of issues and defaults to the advice of the vizier who most recently whispered to him, even in situations where this results in a 180)

09.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

09.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sex with a well-muscled man on the beach? Oh you mean a Macho Man Sandy Ravage

09.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The T-shirt is proof that supporting Chicago makes you a better Magic player.

09.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If one day Play Magic announces an RC winner and nobody quote skeets that the trophy looks like a buttplug, whisper your fondest memory of me to a rose and lay it on my grave

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15944 πŸ” 5256 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 27

Chicago is the Portland of cities that are good

09.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Closed on an apartment. Never kill yourself

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and yet autistic cis men are the cis men of cis men. until they become the trans women of trans women, of course.

09.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0