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It is best to love first what you are fitted to love, I suppose: you must start somewhere and have some roots, and the soil of the Shire is deep.

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Given that littoral conflicts generally and the strait of Hormuz specifically have been a known issue for decades and given that the USN has designed and built 2.5 classes of surface combatants to address these threats. Is it safe to say that more resources would quickly yield capable hulls?

11.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I blame the Irish.

11.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still a little salty about RC-SW though.

11.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I would prefer to not hand it to the USMC, they’re absolutely the most ruthlessly forward looking service.

11.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When ur little shit talk post reignites the social media service rivalries

11.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Han Solo saying "It's the ship that made the Straits of Hormuz in 12 parsecs"

Han Solo saying "It's the ship that made the Straits of Hormuz in 12 parsecs"

11.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 19748 πŸ” 5371 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 331

Pete, I want you to know that as the missiles fall I am going to get off one final Fat Leonard joke before being engulfed in flames.

11.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look, if it’s still 2025 where you’re at you gotta tell everyone not to attack Iran. Shit is getting crazy.

11.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/mich...

11.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Malacca and the Bosporus/Dardanelles have been fairly important throughout human history.

11.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately the scar healed really well and is basically invisible now.

11.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah well.

11.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It got pretty sporty.

11.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whenever @sharonk.bsky.social reposts me and I get inundated.

11.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry Phil.

11.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, it sure would be nice to have a Navy that knew what it wanted and pursued that starting in either 1992 or 2003. Or 2012ish.

11.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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The new Trump class battleship will solve these problems.

11.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well at least now we know our Naval capability gaps and can adjust priorities accordingly. I’m sure this will shake out in the next decade,,,,right?

11.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Massive spinal epidural abscess leading to systemic sepsis.

11.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was a big fan of the Red Sea mission last year. Hell yeah, wet warfighters, that’s what you should be doing.

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/mich...

11.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I don’t know whether a thirty percent increase in the Navy’s budget at the expense of the Army starting in 2009 would have been wise or would have solved these problems.

11.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I don’t know that twenty years of abortive ship procurement combined with searching for a mission following a decade of naval supremacy proves anyone right.

11.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it sucks trying to accomplish nebulous objectives.

11.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not so fucking fun being the DO is it.

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have spent the last decade arguing with Naval officers on social media who have said that they hate, haaaaate playing second fiddle to the Army during the GWOT.

Your time to shine pendejo.

11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Got caked up before deciding to recover by getting caked up.

10.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Smoke. Show.

10.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0