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22 | πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ | A dumb bat that may or may not like to be bullied | He/Him | Punk af | A threat to society in general >:3c

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STAY SILLYYYY 🫟🍭πŸͺπŸ…πŸŽ±πŸŒ± never forget that your whimsy and your joy are a bright light in this world and no one can extinguish it πŸ”₯ I’ll have prints of this guy and many others with me at #LightBoxExpo2025 next month, come visit me and my girlie @hamtarto.bsky.social at table 522 !!!

28.09.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for anonymous

Underestimating Rocket was Capwolf's gravest mistake. How was he supposed to predict that he would take advantage of a stun to dig into his broken suit and give him a wedgie? Now he has to endure the quippy racoon toying with his underwear until the match is over...

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bonus: the next morning! ✨

09.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2508 πŸ” 697 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 2

Miras* 😭😭😭

09.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pues nada mas morras en el espejo, michi baboso uvu

09.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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🩷 Ιͺα΄›'ꜱ κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ α΄‡κœ°κœ°α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ! 🩷

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 17512 πŸ” 4829 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 65
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05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
A screenshot of a phone mock screen. There's a photograph of a cat, but its face is covered by a music player, featuring Paul Simon's face, lining up perfectly where my cat's face should be.

A screenshot of a phone mock screen. There's a photograph of a cat, but its face is covered by a music player, featuring Paul Simon's face, lining up perfectly where my cat's face should be.

Put my cat on my lock screen. Did not expect something like this to happen.

26.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads β€œtake time to enjoy the little things”

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads β€œtake time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the β€˜Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

06.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 1536 πŸ” 516 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
An illustration with flowers and sparkles, and the text β€œWE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE” overlayed on top of it.

An illustration with flowers and sparkles, and the text β€œWE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE” overlayed on top of it.

your bi-monthly reminder that this page supports sluts and whores and your page should too

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 896 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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Today's warmup was an idea that came to me in a dream ngl

07.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Feeling him squirm, hearing him squeal... Ahh, I could just do this all day. In fact, I think I will!"

06.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 705 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm NOT a femboy but this outfit is kinda cute

03.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dumb jock stuff
🎨: @heckded.bsky.social

02.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1683 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face.

To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks.

On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges.

Artist: BriarhideIllust

A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust

Persist against all odds

25.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 5846 πŸ” 2512 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11
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New plushie :D

02.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy to see me?

15.01.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 2018 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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I have some badges just like that lol

02.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are tw's lol, i just dyed them :b

28.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pink is a manly color...right?

27.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Scrafty with extremely stretched out underwear, cussing and angry

A Scrafty with extremely stretched out underwear, cussing and angry

Scrafty, the loose (under)pants Pokémon! 🩲

Scrafty Β© PokΓ©mon

#wedgie #furry #furrywedgie #Scrafty #Pokemon

27.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unfortunately for my opponents, I just found a discipline I can REALLY get into 🩡πŸ”₯ Β‘Nada como un buen calzΓ³n chino a medio enfrentamiento!

"Giving up yet or do I pull more?"

Amazing art by Mike Hiroki on twitter
#wedgie #sumo #wrestling

25.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Caleb is just trying to mingle his way through the bar and bumps into Box. Box thought it would be fun to mess with the little guy and give him a welcome greeting

Thanks @haxsmacks.bsky.social for bringing my favorite scene to life!

25.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Commissions are still open ^^
2 slots available

24.02.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Iba a pedir un dibujo de mi murciΓ©lago pero no dibujas femboys πŸ˜” ?)

24.02.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting a little lost in nature

Art by @vickydanne.bsky.social

23.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

me, bullying you: What’s up, nerd? You hungry? Take my lunch money! Now give me a wedgie, loser.

22.02.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

It's not ragebait if i'm simply that stupid

16.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Here’s a jock enjoying a date :3

15.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A nervous nerdy corgi named Jojo struggles to go up and ask his crush out on a date. Trembling, stuttering, and trying to offer a rose the right words start to escape him as his crush raises an eyebrow in confusion. Not looking good. Luckily for him, his jock rabbit friend Riley was walking by! Wincing at the scene of it all, the tall mischievous jock rabbit came up with the perfect plan to be a wingman.

Sneaking up on the crashing and burning corgi, Riley reaches for the sides of Jojo's flowery pink undies. The corgi letting out a confused whimper, before immediately being swept off the ground in one devastating wedgie pull! An immediate uproarious laughter erupts from passerbys as the scene evolved. The now squealing dork dog turning a very cute shade of pink, flailing for dear life as his underwear practically engulfs him at all sides. Ensuring the humiliating wedgie of a lifetime allllll in front of his now laughing crush~ The crude bunny jock snickering at the now self imploding corgi, stretches his undies far and wide, revealing the word "DATE?" written on the front. 

Grinning wide, Riley raises his eyebrows at JoJo's crush as he says, "I believeeee this dorky lil pipsqueak was trying to ask you on a date! He's quite the catch and he really likes you. And now you know exactly how to treat him! Give him a shot?" he says bouncing the corgi like a toy the whole time.

The crush, now wiping tears from his eyes after busting a gut from the scene ponders for a moment, very amused and flattered. He walks up to the flustered overstimulated dog, giving him a smooch on the cheek. "Meet me for dinner wedgie boy~" he teasingly says before walking off. Jojo wags at the speed of light, almost forgetting the predicament he's in!

Riley snaps him back to reality, literally, snapping Jojo's waistband tightly to his shoulders causing him to yelp and groan. The bunny ruffling his hair teasingly and affectionately. 

"Looks like you got yourself a date, lil dude!~'

A nervous nerdy corgi named Jojo struggles to go up and ask his crush out on a date. Trembling, stuttering, and trying to offer a rose the right words start to escape him as his crush raises an eyebrow in confusion. Not looking good. Luckily for him, his jock rabbit friend Riley was walking by! Wincing at the scene of it all, the tall mischievous jock rabbit came up with the perfect plan to be a wingman. Sneaking up on the crashing and burning corgi, Riley reaches for the sides of Jojo's flowery pink undies. The corgi letting out a confused whimper, before immediately being swept off the ground in one devastating wedgie pull! An immediate uproarious laughter erupts from passerbys as the scene evolved. The now squealing dork dog turning a very cute shade of pink, flailing for dear life as his underwear practically engulfs him at all sides. Ensuring the humiliating wedgie of a lifetime allllll in front of his now laughing crush~ The crude bunny jock snickering at the now self imploding corgi, stretches his undies far and wide, revealing the word "DATE?" written on the front. Grinning wide, Riley raises his eyebrows at JoJo's crush as he says, "I believeeee this dorky lil pipsqueak was trying to ask you on a date! He's quite the catch and he really likes you. And now you know exactly how to treat him! Give him a shot?" he says bouncing the corgi like a toy the whole time. The crush, now wiping tears from his eyes after busting a gut from the scene ponders for a moment, very amused and flattered. He walks up to the flustered overstimulated dog, giving him a smooch on the cheek. "Meet me for dinner wedgie boy~" he teasingly says before walking off. Jojo wags at the speed of light, almost forgetting the predicament he's in! Riley snaps him back to reality, literally, snapping Jojo's waistband tightly to his shoulders causing him to yelp and groan. The bunny ruffling his hair teasingly and affectionately. "Looks like you got yourself a date, lil dude!~'

Get yourself a wedgie wingman this Valentine's day to help ask your crush out! πŸ˜ˆπŸ’• ft @jojocorgi.bsky.social

Comm from the great @hidegreenfox.bsky.social <3

14.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0