Owlan

Did you really not make an eggsorcist joke???

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

I was listening to the #shortrest for #naddpod 's most recent curse of strahd x #trinyvale campaign and if Jens is in his minmax era has anyone told Murph that 2024 dnd has a College of Dance bard thats basically a slap fighter? God I would love to see that.

I look forward to this 12 episode anime with a 100 dollar an episode budget

A lot of my job is giving advice specifically to be ingored

This is even more egregious imo

Well Cid Highwind IS a chainsmoker

Wtf when did 16 people follow me on here. Hi yall

@naddpod.bsky.social

This is just throwing this out there but if Onyx is turning into GOO, thats an acronym for Great Old One...

And what is a phone if not an eldritch horror.

#naddpod #trinyvale

I thought it would have been a great Harnett vehicle under a less stilted direction

That sounds right

I literally doodled this at work while listening to naddpod a while back thinking about what Zudrich might look like

I forgot what I was referencing but really anything from last week's episode qualifies

Thank you #naddpod for willing the worst phrase in the English language ever into existence

Also it's pretty easy to trick in ways that are not necessarily able to be fixed, and opens up the systems that use them up to all sorts of cyber-architectural flaws

The LGBT community has does irreperable damage to itself by falling under the perception that we are broadly smart, cultured and interesting

We are not, we are just like everyone else. We are boring and basic dumb bitches

Have you ever heard of Fistborn? It's when they're born makin little fists. Tiny and badass

#dnd #characterart
An arcane Trickster rogue

Without empathy our species would not have survived the Ice Age.

The only instinct we have as newborns is to cry for help.

Our species exists by the virtue of collaboration.

Guys let's not kinkshame the world is actually perfect right now for masochists who love licking boots

Unfortunately it's physically impossible to read something your friend recommended to you

But that being said, we have been conditioned under capitalist pressure to accept weaker and weaker bargaining positions until it's less a matter of letting the buyer beware and more a matter of "merdam edite, canes"

And in regards to contract law:
There is an implication that a "reasonable person" ought to intuit a certain amount of unreasonability from a corporation.

Caveat Emptor is an oft repeated phrase, and truthfully a government will never be able to fully protect a consumer from a product

The reasonable person standard is predicated on the fact that the majority of legal professionals have no concept of what a reasonable person looks like.

Lettering is a skill that absolutely fucking sucks to learn and yet apparently I'm determined to learn it because I'm a stupid piece of shit

i am so sick of hearing that capitalism spurs innovation when it is demonstrably the opposite in virtually every spectrum of creation

"He has kind eyes" a straight woman in your life describing a man who could not more obviously be a serial killer

The weirdest target ad I keep getting is for a dating service that matches German men with Asian women.

Conservatives in my area are so supportive and sympathetic about autism when you're a billionaire

But if I want to talk about dinosaurs for four hours it's a problem

Bullshit

My least favorite thing about myself professionally:

I possess the ability to immediately learn highly technical skills

Rivaled only by my ability to immediately forget those skills