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That’s the last straw. I’m moving to Oklahoma and never coming back to America again!

I picked the wrong Celtics game to be like “I can just have it on in the background while I’m riffing getting prepared for the studio this weekend, my focus is impeccable it’ll be fiiiiiine”

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

This Patriots free agent class so far is screaming “get ready to learn TRENCH BOIS TRENCH BOIS TRENCH BOIS at 31/63/95, buddy”

Today I learned that Romeo Doubs is actually listed at 6’2” 204 lbs, and not one of those 5’11” 195 guys like I had assumed for some reason

never count out touchdown tom

I had better planned wars than this when I was playing Civilization II in junior high drinking a Surge eating Airheads tbh

There’s levels of upside to Alijah Vera-Tucker:
1) obviously when he plays, he’s better than Brown & Wilson
2) Ben Brown gets demoted to (decent) backup, which is kinda his ceiling anyway
3) a rookie has time to slow-cook like when Bill was training gems like Shaq Mason & Joe Thuney & Ted Karras & R

I wonder if we gave the Colts a little ringaling about Michael Pittman at all. Purely because the last couple times I saw him in person, he plays like he’s executing a 5-button Tekken combo at all times and the DB is wearing Timberlands

Bro sounds like he’s playing Taboo except the words on the card he’s not allowed to use are all ethnic slurs

I’m also sure that we can come up with a better nickname than just calling him frickin AVT. Let’s get on that

Also kinda fun: while the New York Jets should never, ever be used as a benchmark for anything, Alijah is nominally a guard but in his 4 years with the Jets, he started games at every OL position except center

Now, I know what you’re thinking, and to that I say, heed the gospel of @dannybkelly.bsky.social when it comes to “if he can stay healthy”:

Injuries? Ayyyyy come on, don’t worry about it!

Dang the Raiders scooped up BOTH of my off ball linebackers that had me thinking “just line him up next to Robert and let’s do some violence” 😞

unsurprising. the us is the senior power here but it's not calling the shots and seems to have no visibility or veto on actions which may have some military logic but which weigh heavily on civilians.

Kind of surprised that nobody has gobbled up K'Lavon Chaisson yet. I figured one of the dum-dum teams with $100,000,000+ would be tripping over their dicks to give him $50 mil

Mandatory email pronouns. Land acknowledgments before every work meeting. Team building event at a drag brunch. Everyone has to participate in the company Pride parade float. Throwing people’s resumes in the trash because you checked “Caucasian” and we have too many whites working here already

Under Woke II we should actually do all the things that the chuds swore up and down were happening in Woke I. This will be their penance.

Callahan and Doug Kyed were reporting the other day that we tried to extend Khyiris in November and then things got chippy, so extending him was probably DOA but man was he a great role player for us

Well phooey

When Logan Mankins signed his extension in 2011, he set the record for highest-paid interior offensive linemen of all time.

It was 6 years and $51 million

Best ROI in the biz

Last year, Live Nation donated $500,000 to Trump’s inauguration fund.

At this point I’m pretty sure every trillion dollar company’s c-suite literally does sit around a table reciting the Arrested Development scene verbatim

Gamers are famously receptive to paying more money for the exact same shit and constantly being told you need to buy more to REALLY play the game so let’s take a nice long sip of coffee and see how this goes

For a funny comp, Reggie is listed at 6’0” and 250 lbs.

That’s the same weight as James Develin, but 3” shorter

Good things are going to happen when you give Josh McDaniels a sawed off shotgun 😎

Reggie Gilliam signing with the Patriots, ethical football has returned to Foxborough