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Better throw some peanut m&ms in the mix, just to keep my stomach on its toes

Buffalo wings for lunch and buffalo wing flavor Cheez Its for snack is surely a winning recipe to help me play a hardcore show tonight

It’s pretty grim out there, unless we’re down for a Jonnu Smith reunion. It’s not like we don’t have cap space, so either we’re not interested in Njoku or we’re saving cap for something else 👀

Don’t worry about missing out on Chig Okonkwo. Unless your cup of tea is ‘looks like Vernon Davis 3 plays a game and the rest like he just woke up from a nap’

Shit with Kevin Byard in the meeting room to learn from Craig Woodson might become a superhero

Just as a Dude, you guys are going to love Kevin Byard. Extremely smart. He’s confident without being a dick. He calls stuff like it is and expects the most out of the whole team.

IIRC the only reason the Titans traded him was stacking draft picks. That’s it

Today I learned that PFF had Kevin Byard as their 15th-graded safety of 2025

(out of 98)

You can tell I’m old and have no intention of changing because I used the mid-aughts staple “sketchy” and not its modern translation, sus

You know that the ravens have fucked up egregiously when even the podcast boys that cream themselves every time the Ravens get a comp pick or draft someone 5 spots below their expected range are like “yeah this is sketchy man”

Recovering evangelical here and my honest opinion is if Democrats did preach what the bible says, people expect them to actually do it. Which is nightmare fuel for the donor class

Sometimes my brain reorganizes the letters in words like Ghostwriter and somehow I read this as “we’re signing KJ Wright? The Legion of Boom guy? Isn’t he my brother’s age?!”

Just logged into Zoom for the first time in forever and jfc you gotta do a barrel roll just to get through all 17 levels of the popup AI sludge and have a meeting!

my level of annoyance at the easy pitches James is getting is wildly outscored by the delight at him hitting the shots he’s supposed to. they give you batting practice balls, you better hit dingers.

Building on this, we could’ve matched or one-upped what Washington gave Chaisson extremely easily, right? 1 year $12 mil?
WHO IS OUR MYSTERY EDGE CRUSH

I would be shocked if Mike and Eliot felt ok with just Dre’Mont, Landry and Ponder and Swinson at edge and rolling the dice in the draft. Either something’s up or we’re really toeing the line between clever and stupid

Hee hee well I guess maybe the Ravens who get fined like clockwork every summer for violating both the spirit and the letter of the law and almost caused a leaguewide meltdown by wink-nodding with Lamar on the injury report last year could have just organically decided Maxx was too scary, I suppose

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Me and my half finished mug of coffee think that if we’re releasing Anfernee Jennings while K’Lavon goes to Washington, that’s not a spiderweb you walk into unless you feel like

That’s the last straw. I’m moving to Oklahoma and never coming back to America again!

I picked the wrong Celtics game to be like “I can just have it on in the background while I’m riffing getting prepared for the studio this weekend, my focus is impeccable it’ll be fiiiiiine”

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

This Patriots free agent class so far is screaming “get ready to learn TRENCH BOIS TRENCH BOIS TRENCH BOIS at 31/63/95, buddy”

Today I learned that Romeo Doubs is actually listed at 6’2” 204 lbs, and not one of those 5’11” 195 guys like I had assumed for some reason

never count out touchdown tom

I had better planned wars than this when I was playing Civilization II in junior high drinking a Surge eating Airheads tbh

There’s levels of upside to Alijah Vera-Tucker:
1) obviously when he plays, he’s better than Brown & Wilson
2) Ben Brown gets demoted to (decent) backup, which is kinda his ceiling anyway
3) a rookie has time to slow-cook like when Bill was training gems like Shaq Mason & Joe Thuney & Ted Karras & R

I wonder if we gave the Colts a little ringaling about Michael Pittman at all. Purely because the last couple times I saw him in person, he plays like he’s executing a 5-button Tekken combo at all times and the DB is wearing Timberlands

Bro sounds like he’s playing Taboo except the words on the card he’s not allowed to use are all ethnic slurs

I’m also sure that we can come up with a better nickname than just calling him frickin AVT. Let’s get on that