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20 | bisexual | femboy | 💖 lil guy 💖 | MDNI🔞 links: https://linktr.ee/ulifemboi

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Currently Heightmoging my chud wife

04.12.2025 09:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She Elaine on my George, while I Jerry her Cosmo

20.11.2025 07:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i want Jessica Rabbit to vaporise my skeleton (not a joke)

26.10.2025 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wonder why they havent made a "Little Bill" reboot yet... I always liked that show!

07.10.2025 05:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Email: "Did your recent Amazon delivery meet your expectations?"
I ate the delivery driver.
Dont fucking email me you're not a person, know your fucking place!

03.09.2025 07:31 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I keep entering and exiting through the double doors at Saising Cane's. I do this often and frequently while eating the food that i brought from home.

26.08.2025 02:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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you people seem to enjoy this SLOP!!!

08.08.2025 15:49 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

no, i want Jessica Rabbit to kill me.

08.08.2025 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i think Jessica rabbit and all bad bitches like her (Jessica Rabbit) should be allowed to kill anyone they (bad bitches) want.

08.08.2025 00:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All artificial intelligence is hitler.

02.08.2025 03:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

every time i cum, someone on the planet dies.

11.06.2025 00:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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this is me btw

01.06.2025 23:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Idiot rube: "If you're just a generally pleasant person to be around, people will like you!"
Based incel chad: "Women are evil because I got rejected once in high school and never moved on from that for some reason."

10.05.2025 05:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOG! :D

27.04.2025 13:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

u sex pervert! go to horny jail!!! (AKA: the pulsating cube)

23.04.2025 06:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.04.2025 19:57 👍 6392 🔁 1207 💬 41 📌 20

does she have the pass?

23.04.2025 06:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i woke up screaming and then made this

23.04.2025 06:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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13.04.2025 12:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The man in my walls keeps trying to suck my balls. But i won't let him. Cus they're MY balls, and I wanna suck them!!!

12.04.2025 06:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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woke simpsons

29.03.2025 22:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sex bees??? They sting you and make you hornby for man meat?????

29.03.2025 03:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, took ya this long to figure that out?

21.03.2025 23:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No! (affectionate)

20.03.2025 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My stupid idiot bitch wife keeps turning into Mr. Birchum during sex, I HATE IT!!
Never get married, kids.

20.03.2025 01:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Every day in Los Angeles, one actor is told he looks like a rapist, and 99 others drive home for an hour and a half on the 10 Freeway, upset with themselves that they don’t look enough like a rapist.” — Bucky Sinister, GRUNT Issue 2 (e-zine)

19.03.2025 21:10 👍 4524 🔁 201 💬 112 📌 8

Free food glitch:
Step 1. Go to Buffalo wild wings
Step 2. Slam dick and balls on the counter
Step 3. Say, "Give me food or I will shit my pants, HARD!"
Step 4. U get free food! :D

17.03.2025 05:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yall ever walked up to a hot girl (broad) said, "Hey baby." Then pissed on the floor for 11 minutes straight while maintaining eye contact and saying nothing?

15.03.2025 04:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool! :3

15.03.2025 04:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy lookin ass... 🥺🥺🥺💕

05.03.2025 08:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0