The KellerBee

Reminder that I am asexual

DumbJoke YouTube video by The KellerBee

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This was not the best use of my time but I stand by it

This thought popped into my head one day to help me get out of bed so I made a motivational poster out of it.

Poketopia but I refuse to buy a switch 2

a man with a bandage on his nose is talking on a cell phone and saying `` i won '' . Alt: a man with a bandage on his nose is talking on a cell phone and saying `` i won '' .

Me after I managed to wait out my car's clock for another year.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Asking for hot sauce with your pancakes is a pretty cheap way to live rent free in someone's mind.

EveryPlate card for creamy lemon herb chicken. Below the card is a picture of a meal container with an attempt at the meal below. If you are using a screen reader, I don't really know how to quantify the level of difference between the two plates. Like you could pick them out of a lineup together but it's definitely a case of you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

I'm trying to get better at cooking so I want to document my journey as I try meal kits to improve.

I am giving myself a C+. I lost the Garlic and added too much water so had to improvise on the sauce.

Group shot of all current Kellerbee models(ChiBee, Cursed Keller, KellerSock, KellerBee, Crayon Keller)

I got a really fun collab(Kellab if you will) idea

I am getting on the right side of history and I want to be very clear that I am pro Robot Marriage.

Also I am sorry for using the word robot. I am sure it will eventually become a slur but for now its all we have.

As much as I miss twitter. Musk still owns it and Musk is still a Nazi.

Screenshot of an exchange in YouTube comments Scottielover: I loved this TV show. InspirationalHorseShoe: No you didn't Scottielover: WTF do you know? InspirationalHorseShoe: I know that you don't love this TV show

I love reading YouTube comments

Preview image with a close up of the new models eyes and the text "New Model Debut Tonight 7:30PM CST"

It's finally time to debut my new Vtuber Model!

Will be live on twitch.tv/thekellerbee tonight with it. Will show off the toggles and then switch to an as of yet undecided game.

I will live my truth and so will Withers

[ #TheGaellery #comic #baldursgate3 #standupforundeadtiddies ]

"Can I get extra pickles?"

What I mean: I would like a pickle in each bite

What they hear: One bite will be all pickles

In case I ever forgot to, I'm going to just real quick close some parentheses, quotations, and the like.

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On my YouTube channel, you can watch my films, listen to Run The Julias & Girlstourage, AND get two MAJOR drops this Friday. I would consider subscribing! youtube.com/@kevinlaniga...

Captain Picard with the text "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is Getting an upset tummy from eating oatmeal"

I don't deserve this.

This podcast episode was a big contributor in me getting my video done because I mistakenly plugged it on here without realizing Kevin's editing speed.

It's also a funny podcast I did with my friend

Can You Beat Pokemon Without Moves? YouTube video by The KellerBee

After months of planning and hard work, my buddy @kellerbee.bsky.social has proven something incredible: you CAN beat #Pokémon by *simply doing nothing*. How did he do it? Give his journey a watch here!!

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Can You Beat Pokemon Without Moves? YouTube video by The KellerBee

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@gaelfox.bsky.social I am making some stew and have come to get blessings from the soup queen herself.

Please bless my crockpot.

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

"You have a voice for podcasting" (compliment)

"You sound like you have a podcast" (devastating insult)

Billionaires are evil but let's not forget that they are also objectively losers.

A burger with a couple bites in a shower.

In my own lane and thriving.

ACAB unfortunately includes Bullseye the horse from Toy Story.

Thanks for dropping by. Real new model coming soon!