Dumb and Dumber
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Writer and nightmare builder. Professional fibber. HWA geek. NYWIFT lurker. Accidental activist. Insomniac. I stay up all night writing, to keep you up all night reading. - I block all Crypto bros. No DMs. ๐บ๐ธ ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ณโ๐๐บ๐ฆ AlpBeck.com - https://alpbeck.substack.com/
Dumb and Dumber
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CALL TO SUBMIT
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โ๏ธ A ~500-word reported dispatch on a town (or tight, one-day-trip geography) that is the place to go for a cultural or consumer experience.
Email <zachary.dundas@wildsam.com>
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#HorrorCommunity
"Dr. Terror's House of Horrors" (1965) with Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing
๐ฆ Wonderful film - lousy trailer.
๐ฆ LINK - watch it for free. It's excellent. ๐
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youtu.be/4cW1KLwvSgM?...
I. Just. Can't.
So friggin' sick of these assholes. #palantir #AI #news #worldomination
newrepublic.com/post/207693/...
#EpsteinFiles
๐ฅ ๐ฃ THREE survivors describe how Epstein + Maxwell were โfuelledโ by victimโs fear:
Liz Stein, Danielle Bensky & Sharlene Rochard
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#EpsteinFiles
P.R. titan Peggy Siegal Offered to Buy Jeffrey Epstein an African Baby on Her Trip to Kenya & asked a rabbi in Greece to help her find a young virgin for the convicted pedophile
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you reap what you sow.
Amen
Just saw the new Obsession #movie trailer. Itโs basically M3GAN, if she was dating. #film #Horror #movies
youtu.be/xJYoN-fX2j0?...
Another word you might use for it is "looting".
"This appears to be the first administration to take such widespread advantage of taxpayer-funded military housing to accommodate political appointees who do not have a direct connection to the military..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...
Don't insult gentle manatees. A giant sulphur sh*t stain.
Start queing warriors
Who's surprised? C'mon, say it with me: NOBODY!
Yeah, but when it does happen, we pardon it.
Right? What a travesty. Fighting for our right to exist and think for ourselves since the days of Lilith.
Of course it will. #voting #women #SaveAct #politics via @newrepublic.com
newrepublic.com/post/207593/...
Who put this MFer in charge of the world?
Yes, if the MAGAts want to believe that those PhotoShopped NFTs look like #DementiaDon, they will believe any old BS about him.
#TimeToImpeachTrump
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๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ Ep. 4 โ Prequel: DRACULA BEFORE STOKER:
๐ ๐ฎ Strange Interlude
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Almost 10,000 authors have come together to publish an empty book protesting the theft of books by tech companies to train AI models.
Titled Donโt Steal This Book, it is empty of text except the names of the authors involved.. ๐งต
AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?
#FridayFunding
๐ฐ ๐ฒ A new concept for starving writers: get PAID.
"Exposure"? No, thanks. Show me your pay rates!
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CALL TO SUBMIT
Eye Contact wants
fantasy flash fiction (1,000 wds MAX)
๐ต Theme: Symphony
๐ฐ $250
โฐ By Mar. 31
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She's just telling it like it is. But we know that the Magats donโt wanna hear it.
Yup.
#SFFcommunity
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Deadline: 3-14-2026
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Today, I will not post any political videos, or news snippets. I think we all need a breather.
Here is an hour and a half of the funniest pets in 2025. Enjoy and stop holding your breath. #animals #pets #funny #dog #cat
youtu.be/f2Xn9j0t1iU?...