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“the Jackson Pollock of portable toilets” —Journal of Light Construction

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Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

Dark money campaign in IL-09 changed their shady website last night not to dispute reporting but to smear it with the fact that I worked w/ Abughazaleh's boyfriend at NBC 3 years ago. To be clear: Ben is cool. We used to work together. And that had no influence on this 100% true story. Send me tips!

14.03.2026 15:43 👍 1282 🔁 343 💬 16 📌 15

i bet among themselves, other countries are already calling the u.s. a rogue nuclear state

14.03.2026 21:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump calls on UK and others to send warships to Strait of Hormuz | LBC President Trump has threatened to

This time 3 months ago we were a bunch of wankers whose war dead weren’t worth a squirt of piss.

Now he needs us.

The bloke’s a fucking clown.

14.03.2026 15:02 👍 1812 🔁 339 💬 271 📌 32
The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That's OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don't need them any longer — But we will remember. We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That's OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don't need them any longer — But we will remember. We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks

BBC News • LIVE • 25,661 viewing Updated 1 minute ago Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks

there should be a Nobel Prize for dumbest fuck

14.03.2026 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the only comprehensive plan the administration has is to abolish retirement. you'll work until you die, but it won't matter because there's nowhere to go since the entire world thinks Americans are pieces of shit, and you won't have the money for anything other than basic survival anyway.

14.03.2026 12:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

til AP has its own style/spelling for "photo gallery"

14.03.2026 12:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if there's one thing you have downrange, it's free access to high-speed internet. Also a Waffle House, which is almost always around the corner from the Ferris wheel on most FOBs.

14.03.2026 11:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

13.03.2026 19:30 👍 10639 🔁 2383 💬 92 📌 84

Central Park in Manhattan is more than 6x the size of Kharg Island. Manhattan itself is a small island. If this were truly one of the most powerful bombing raids in Middle East history, they just wasted a trump’s assload of bombs.

13.03.2026 23:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of a page on used bookstore Thriftbooks.com showing a used copy of the book, "A dictionary of Cliches" by Eric Partridge.

screenshot of a page on used bookstore Thriftbooks.com showing a used copy of the book, "A dictionary of Cliches" by Eric Partridge.

13.03.2026 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Headline: Trump claimed in G7 call that Iran is "about to surrender"

Headline: Trump claimed in G7 call that Iran is "about to surrender"

George W. Bush giving a thumbs up on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, a "Mission Accomplished" banner stretched out on the ship's island behind him as he declared victory 14 seconds into the 8-1/2-year war he started in Iraq.

George W. Bush giving a thumbs up on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, a "Mission Accomplished" banner stretched out on the ship's island behind him as he declared victory 14 seconds into the 8-1/2-year war he started in Iraq.

giving dummy

13.03.2026 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Old Dominion University shooting victim was decorated veteran

Lt. Col. Brandon Shah, the man killed in a shooting at Old Dominion University, flew Apache helicopters in Iraq, earned numerous awards for his military service and helped grow the university’s ROTC program enrollment by almost 50% in one year.

He was 41-years-old.

13.03.2026 16:17 👍 235 🔁 97 💬 16 📌 6

The shit these weenies think is important is so dumb. Like, wow, he might have some badass scars? Too bad his looksmaxxing days are over :(

13.03.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh no, what will this mean for his Looksmaxxing career!?!

13.03.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, don't put this on Iran. The only thing preventing shipping through the Strait of Hormuz is captains' lack of testicular fortitude.

13.03.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump administration outlines a 4-step process as tariff refund plans take shape The Trump administration this week outlined a four-step tariff refund process that could be ready for companies to begin using by later this spring.

ok, but what about us normies trump fucked with his illegal tariffs?
finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...

13.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the pentagon is too scared to say it, but this plane crashed because it didn't have enough DEI

13.03.2026 15:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

unfortunately, that also means he doesn't know dick about the job. small price to pay

13.03.2026 10:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all this focus on oil prices, and not one mention in the lamestream media about the war's affect on the price of Labubus, which are made from oil

13.03.2026 10:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trump and the republicans who confirmed wright weren't clear on what the energy secretary's job is, so they got a guy who "brings the energy" to meetings via party drugs

13.03.2026 09:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
map of Strait of Hormuz

map of Strait of Hormuz

it's so simple: a salmon cannon, but for crude oil.

13.03.2026 09:24 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

this is what happens when you elect a dotard. next time, elect a don'tard.

13.03.2026 00:51 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

just so y'all aren't under any illusions, this Iran war is going to continue as long as trump's alive, possibly beyond.

12.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oleg forgot about opsec

12.03.2026 15:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just drive it around, easy peasy

12.03.2026 14:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nigel Farage tweet: Nigel Farage MP
REFORM
@Nigel_F.•54m
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The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

Nigel Farage tweet: Nigel Farage MP REFORM @Nigel_F.•54m ... The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

what's the big deal just swapping one cunt for another

12.03.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the guy who owns my local gas station just drove by my house in two Lamborghinis?

12.03.2026 13:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
pics of lady putting gas in plastic bags and loading it into the trunk of her Honda Accord.

pics of lady putting gas in plastic bags and loading it into the trunk of her Honda Accord.

Photo of plastic bags filled with gasoline in the trunk of a car.

Photo of plastic bags filled with gasoline in the trunk of a car.

why is everyone making this Hormuz situation so complicated, we already have a workaround

12.03.2026 12:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I see the ADL is back on its shit*

blatant Islamophobia.

12.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
graffiti with the words “Iran from the files” and a painting of Donald trump sweatily running while wearing only a banana hammock, his gigantic tits splayed and swinging.

graffiti with the words “Iran from the files” and a painting of Donald trump sweatily running while wearing only a banana hammock, his gigantic tits splayed and swinging.

the tits on this guy

12.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0