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Father, Husband, Marine Veteran, Digital Forensics Guy, Geek, Atheist, Democrat. I think clever things that sound stupid out loud. Roll for initiative.

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DOGE is full of racist manchoads? Who would have ever known…?!

13.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My son’s track & field team is doing a fundraiser if you’re so inclined to support him!

13.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Patrick is the best source for anything gas related. Definitely worth a follow!
@gasbuddyguy.bsky.social

11.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely a small section. How small (or big) is kinda scary.

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cost benefit analysis is way over on the side of not spending the time and money on recounts. The Venn diagram of people that want recounts and would still peddle conspiracy theories about those failed recounts is a circle.

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an unserious position to have and is ignorant of what it takes for recounts to happen. Your eye rolling time would be better spent refreshing civics classes.

06.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And what, exactly, would a recount have accomplished?

06.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think it could be any more obvious JB Pritzker is running for President in 2028. I’m okay with him making a run at it. We’ll see what the rest of the field looks like.

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a really good account to follow for breaking US news that isn’t also pushing sponsored content links (looking at you @nbcnews.com)?

03.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once upon a time (GWB era) I was in regular contact with the Pentagon press office. The professionals in that office would never stand for the shitshow we have now.

02.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I REALLY want to know what member of the press asked Hegseth about his prayer for US service members in harm’s way. So apparently this is now a holy war. β€œI pray for the biblical wisdom.” This isn’t appropriate! We are not a theocracy!

02.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Just where is the fury from Democratic members of Congress in their statements about the deaths of US service members in Trump’s ILLEGAL war?! I’m livid they are such pussies.

01.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You really are a useless, feckless tool, aren’t you, Mr. Schumer? I left off Senator on purpose. You’re sure as hell not acting like one. Let alone not acting as the Minority Leader.

28.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this The Onion? Did they rebrand?

28.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Frenchman from an early 2000s Flash video entitled The End of the World.

The Frenchman from an early 2000s Flash video entitled The End of the World.

26.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been asking this since the administration leaked their own war plans.

26.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans again trying to weaken unions. It’s never ending.

18.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be very interested in entering the dungeon!

16.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This would be hilarious if not for their followers actually believing it without clicking through. Time for link preview images to give context so these chums can’t lie to provide political cover.

15.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to meet the person that thought up the idea to add reactions to emails. And then I would like to punch them right in the throat.

10.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#notreallysatire Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if this was actually true.

09.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, so phone passcode OPSEC reminder. Four digit PINs are bad. And so is using your birthday. Both is a fucking jackpot for us Digital Forensics Guys.

09.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You’re this worried about dangly bits and bobs? Holy fucking shit.

06.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we just abolish TSA, too? They REALLY suck and I’m tired of them grabbing my balls when I fly.

06.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being. FFS give me an edit button already.

06.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So we’re not going to talk about Trump bring a racist piece of shit overnight or are we just waiting for our coffee to kick in?

06.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The programming that runs the elevator at my VA hospital feels really bad. I don’t know if there is any optimization or whatever it just feels bad. It’s probably just me thinking I’m smarter than the software. Still feels bad.

05.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just spent five minutes learning that from scrolling her Twitter. The. Worst.

05.02.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fucking hell now Republicans are trying to remove fluoride from Missouri’s drinking water.

05.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0